Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Normally, they go *under* the clothing

1. "Oh, never mind them. Those titheads show up at every demonstration."

2. "Welcome to the Bill Clinton Presidential Library. We'll be your interns today. These hats are available in the gift shop."

3. "These weren't supposed to be tits, you know. We were trying to do a tribute to Bunsen Honeydew's faithful lab assistant, Beaker."

4. "Oh, Midge, you take me to the nicest places, this Womyn's Faire, the Melissa Etheridge concert, the Ellen DeGeneres show, the Hillary Clinton fundraiser..."

5. "Maggie, have you ever pleasured yourself using the flag of the European Union?"

6. "Hurry up and take the picture! I sense an erotic catfight brewing in the background."

7. "Wow! How did you ever guess I love Krispy Kreme?"

8. "It's just a way to trick men into maintaining eye contact."

9. The only people in the history of eHarmony to check "Boobhats --- Love 'Em!" on the Compatibility Quiz.

10. "You know, even though it was the guys' idea, I'm actually having a good time at 'Pam Anderson Days.'"

The Divine Miss M emailed this to me. So, it's her fault.

51 comments:

Jonathan said...

"Note to self: next time I shop for NFL merchandise, don't but from the deaf vendor who thinks 'Cheesehead' is 'Double-D's head'"!

Jonathan said...

grrrrr!

I meant "don't buy from the deaf vendor"!!

ColoradoPatriot said...

Here we see, pre-operative, the first recipient and donor of a post-masectomy boob transplant.

ColoradoPatriot said...

No matter where I move throuought the room, her 'eyes' seem to follow me.

ColoradoPatriot said...

Here, Cindy Sheehan, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and Barbara Boxer pose with two other unidentified boobs at a Women's Festival event in Washington, D.C.

V the K said...

I am absolutely horrified by the thought that if you do a google search for 'tits' and 'Rosa Parks,' this page will come up.

Submariner said...

Kinda gives new meaning to a "term of endearment" we used to use in the Navy - nipple noggin - but it pretty much sums up what it implied.

Submariner said...

Get outta the way, Hagitha! The chick in black behind you is apparently flashing REAL boobies...

Submariner said...

No, dear. I just was never quite the same after mumsy dressed me up in that pumpkin t-shirt. Why do you ask?

Submariner said...

Didja ever notice the symbology? The little bastidges are all blue. As in "blue is for boys." These are ACTUALLY pink bomb throwers to nuke 'em. Except Smurfette, of course...

Submariner said...

Rosie and Ellen, the wonder years - as in "I wonder how they ever drew an audience in the first place?"

Right Wing Animator said...

And with her super special sun glasses the woman behind them saw them for what they really where, horrendous aliens intent on taking over the world..

Submariner said...

"So what are going to do tonight, Brain?"

"Same thing we do every night, Pinky.
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

Divine Miss M said...

Exhibit 1 in the medical malpractice suit: these two women asked for simple midlife breast lifts, just to reverse the effects of gravity, and the doctor relocated them way, way too high.

Divine Miss M said...

Well, now, isn't that special?

Divine Miss M said...

Julie Andrews and a castmate rehearse a scene from the long-awaited sequel: Mary Pop-Outs.

Jonathan said...

The budget for the adult film Romancing The Bone ran unexpectedly low, so the producers had to make do on the obligatory lesbian scene.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like it's cold out there at the rally.

Son Of The Godfather said...

PA ANNOUNCER:
"WILL THE OWNER OF A LARGE, WHITE, DOUBLE-WIDE PLEASE REPORT TO THE PARKING LOT... YOUR HEADLIGHTS ARE ON."

Son Of The Godfather said...

They had no way of knowing the full effects of the "Freefall" ride at the amusement park.

(and RightWing Animator, loved that Carpenter flick with Ronnie Piper!... And Divine... "Pop Outs"... HA! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Well, guys have the beer hats... I suppose chicks can have the milk ones.

Son Of The Godfather said...

No one seemed to notice the invasion of the Boobalonians from planet Siliconia until it was too late.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't understand... Are they promoting the right to have a single pimple on each ass cheek?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Biology nerds Becky and Ruth launch their new product to heighten interest in science. Unfortunately, their idea for hats displaying the process of mitosis hit a few snags.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sure, it's amusing, but no one likes to talk about Carol who suffered a broken neck when attempting to wear the double-D's

Son Of The Godfather said...

"OK ladies, look at the camera... that's it... Now try to look 'perky'!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Obscure ref:
Vina: "They rebuilt me. Everything works. But they had never seen a human. They had no guide for putting me back together."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like that "minor glitch" in the transporter hasn't been remedied yet.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Do lesbians always have tits on their minds?

Son Of The Godfather said...

I think they're wearing them up there to heighten awareness about breast cancer?... Then why on earth would they want them exposed to all that nasty UV?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Slap 'em both in burqaa's, you'd have two living "boob tubes"!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Slap 'em both in jail cells, you'd have 'em locked away in "boob cubes"!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Actually slap 'em both, they'd probably have a "tit fit"!

(Man, V the K, you're asking for it when there's no new pics AND there's an easy cap target like this! heh ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm going to sell them my patented UV skin protector, "Knocker Blocker".™

Son Of The Godfather said...

They both arrived at the event on their "hooter scooters".

Son Of The Godfather said...

To get a hat to fit over those things?...
"boob lube".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looking for a wig to cover up unsightly head cleavage? Try our new "Jug Rugs"!™

Son Of The Godfather said...

Those ladies look like bosom buddies for sure.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"'scuse me ladies... Do you have change for two dimes?... I'm looking for 4 nipples... err..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

They knew they must NOT be late for the "Teat Meet".

Son Of The Godfather said...

After using their hats to distract men while stealing their wallets, they became known as the "Melon Felons".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Code Pink organizes the "Balloon Platoon"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Take a look at those fun bags!...
And what they're wearing on their heads!

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm against it. I'd have to be 8 feet tall just to get to 2nd base.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Trust us, we're "aware":
"Breast Awareness"?!?... Do they know anything about how a man thinks?

Son Of The Godfather said...

When they noticed Ruth had made the faux paux of tying her scarf on the left instead of the right, they new she was nothing more than a "boobie newbie".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Suppose the two mommies want to breast feed their adopted kid? I ain't footin' the bill for those years of psychological counseling.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Becky was glad that Ruth talked her out of wearing the "fanny-pack penis" to the same event.
"It makes you look a little too... hermaphroditic... I mean, even moreso."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Geraldine Ferraro, pictured here with an "acquaintance", was never the same after her humiliating defeat with Walter Mondale.

Son Of The Godfather said...

And, because I can't leave it at just 49 captions:
"It's NOT a tumor!"

Submariner said...

Sorry SOTG, but I can't let it go:

Geraldine Ferraro, pictured here with "Wilhemina Mondale", was never the same after her humiliating defeat with her/his previous persona, Walter Mondale.