1. "Oh, never mind them. Those titheads show up at every demonstration."
2. "Welcome to the Bill Clinton Presidential Library. We'll be your interns today. These hats are available in the gift shop."
3. "These weren't supposed to be tits, you know. We were trying to do a tribute to Bunsen Honeydew's faithful lab assistant, Beaker."
4. "Oh, Midge, you take me to the nicest places, this Womyn's Faire, the Melissa Etheridge concert, the Ellen DeGeneres show, the Hillary Clinton fundraiser..."
5. "Maggie, have you ever pleasured yourself using the flag of the European Union?"
6. "Hurry up and take the picture! I sense an erotic catfight brewing in the background."
7. "Wow! How did you ever guess I love Krispy Kreme?"
8. "It's just a way to trick men into maintaining eye contact."
9. The only people in the history of eHarmony to check "Boobhats --- Love 'Em!" on the Compatibility Quiz.
10. "You know, even though it was the guys' idea, I'm actually having a good time at 'Pam Anderson Days.'"
The Divine Miss M emailed this to me. So, it's her fault.