Wednesday, October 26, 2005

The Nazi Version of the Olsen Twins

(FYI: Lamb and Lynx Gaede are two 13 year old girls who form the singing duo "Prussian Blue," and are dedicated to spreading Nazi ideology through the medium of song.)

1. "We're shooting a new version of The Sound of Music where the Von Trapps get sent to Birkenau with the other social parasites. Oliver Stone is directing."

2. "Now, how did a dumb mud-person like Spike Lee figure out that we blew up the levees?"

3. "How come we never get to kill any bears?"

4. "Don't even think about it, Kobe. We don't want your mud-people germs."

5. On a very special Brady Bunch, Bobby and Cindy turn in Jan to the Gestapo as a Traitor to the Fatherland and Field Marshall Rommel takes Marcia to Prom.

6. "Allen, Brad... I don't care how good it feels, it's not natural for you boys to dress like that."

7. "You girls look so wholesome. Daddy is so proud. Well, time to take you to the Elks Club where you'll be passed around like a fat spliff at a Phish concert."

8. "So, what exactly does R. Kelly's 'recycled St. Pauli Girl fantasy' entail?"

9. "If we promise to be good, can we have our shivs back?"

10. "On the one hand, we know it's purely for shock value, but on the other, it is kind of an honor to tour with Eminem."

Best of Jonathan Leffingwell
Jon-Benet Ramsey's father liked his new job as independent photographer, which allowed him to play out his "Heidi and her sister in Der Rheinland" fantasy.

Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Anne Frank? Yea, I haven't seen her in homeroom for like a week and a half."

Best of Van Helsing
After learning that Sergeant Schultz was a pedophile, Hogan hit upon the perfect distraction.

Best of Submariner
You like, don't you mein herr? For just a few Deutch Marks, you can visit our "private website" and see us frolic in the Alps...

Best of Submariner
Why yes, I AM happy. Wanna play "Guess what I'm sitting on?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Buy the new CD from Prussian Blue, featuring the hits: R-A-C-I-S-T (Find out what it means to Me); Aryan-unh!-Huffington; White Blooded (can't you see... Got an IQ less than 73); If You're Aryan and You Know It, Clap Your Hands; Daddy Shoulda Worn A Condom; Grandma Got Run Over by a Mud Person; (Wanna Be a) Smelly Pirate Hooker in Training; Trailer by the Bowl-O-Rama and many, many more


Hat Tip: Glenn Beck

28 comments:

Jonathan said...

Jon-Benet Ramsey's father liked his new job as independent photographer, which allowed him to play out his "Heidi and her sister in Der Rheinland" fantasy.

ColoradoPatriot said...

Do you think it'll lead to trouble when they mate with Mini Me, given Frau Farbissina is their mother too?

ColoradoPatriot said...

"Ve have vays of makink you rock."

ColoradoPatriot said...

Thought bubble for Lynx: "Oh sweet sister of mine. When you go to bed tonight, I'll eat you in your sleep."

ColoradoPatriot said...

"Anne Frank? Yea, I haven't seen her in homeroom for like a week and a half."

Van Helsing said...

After learning that Sergeant Schultz was a pedophile, Hogan hit upon the perfect distraction.

Van Helsing said...

With teen drinkers getting younger and younger, St. Pauli Girl had to adjust their ad campaign.

Submariner said...

Funny. "Prussian Blue" is the name of metal die. Wonder if there's some kind of a sick/twisted germanic connection?

Submariner said...

Lamb and Lynx show their obsession for Paul Jr. by dressing as "little Pauly girls" and using the OCC iron cross in their group name.

Submariner said...

You like, don't you mein herr? For just a few Deutch Marks, you can visit our "private website" and see us frolic in the Alps...

Submariner said...

See, Lamby-kins? I told you the Americans would be too stupid to see that our red, white and blue outfits weren't patriotic.

Submariner said...

Poppa told us that if we didn't dress this way and spout his hate filled screed, he'd marry BOTH of us to some orange-haired, round-bodied, little b*st*rd with in a smiling pumpkin T-shirt!

Submariner said...

Lynx explains:
Poppa has something of a violent temper when we don't do as he says quickly.
On the first offense, he whips the buttocks.
On the second, he cuts you off at the knees.
On the third, the hip.
After that we don't like to think about. Lamby's a bit slower than I in saying "yes, Poppa."

Submariner said...

We had a wonderful reception at the DNC fund-raiser except for some old hag named "Hill" that kept wanting to play "Let me touch your buttons."

Submariner said...

Why yes, I AM happy. Wanna play "Guess what I'm sitting on?"

Submariner said...

Sen. Byrd could barely choke back a sob, "Damn! They're two girls after my own heart!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

CD1:
Track 1: I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
Track 2: Springtime for Hitler
Track 3: The Boys from Brazil
Track 4: R-A-C-I-S-T (Find out what it means to Me)
Track 5: Aryan-ah-Huffington
Track 6: Vanilla Love
Track 7: Dumb Dykes for Reichs
Track 8: Jew Don't Know Me
Track 9: White Blooded (can't you see... Got an IQ around about 3)
Track 10: If You're Inferior and You Know It, Clap Your Hands
Track 11: Daddy Shoulda Worn A Condom
Track 12: The Myth of Roy G. Biv
Track 13: Smelly Pirate Hookers in Training
Track 14: Trailor by the Bowl-O-Rama

...More later... dog needs playtime and poop... CD also makes a good scooper. ;)

Kevin Walker said...

Meanwhile, int Alternative Universe 666, President Kucinich sends his special envoys to Sudan.

Anonymous said...

Prussian Blue Blog
Dresden's Blog
Prussian Blue Website
Prussian Blue Forums
Jerry's Prussian Blue Page

V the K said...

Oh, anonymous, why don't you post a link to this thread there. I think the feedback would be hilarious.

Submariner said...

Tonight on a very special episode of Little Full House In The Alps, the von Clapps learn a lesson involving the efects of high altitude temps, little girls and lost mud people.

bubbalove said...

Lamb: "Hey Lynx, what's black and blue and hates sex?"
Lynx: "I dunno, what?"
Lamb: "That mud-man in the trunk of daddy's car!"
Lynx: "Hahaha! That's great! Now let's go kill somebody."

Cybrludite said...

Funny. "Prussian Blue" is the name of metal die. Wonder if there's some kind of a sick/twisted germanic connection?

Why, yes there is. One of the byproducts from making Prussian Blue dye is hydrogen cyanide. In the 1940's, IG Farben sold it under the trade name Zykolon-B... A very sick/twisted germanic connection indeed. The name that those two little pixies perform under is a reference to the gas the Nazis used in the camps.

Son Of The Godfather said...

cybrludite,
I thought there was some connection like that. Sick. If these little Aryan clones like the stuff so much, its time to fill a room with it.

Then...
Send in the clones.

(I know, it was a stretch ;)

defjef from the far left said...

92.3 krock in nyc was playing some of their songs and making fun of em .. and well they suck, cant harmonize its just one guitar and there is no way they even understand the lyrics

and one song.. i bleed for you
ummm arent they a little to young for that

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is this what that f*cker Ward Churchill meant by "little Eichmans"?

Anonymous said...

The bottom line is that Lamb and Lynx want to live in a white society that has traditional values.

What white person wouldn't want to live in that kind of society, especially if they plan to have children?

Anonymous said...

you guys dont think that there is enough hatred in this country? And, you want to add to it by making music that has to deal with a "white" society only? Look, if your an asshole it doesnt matter what color your skin is... Your gonna be an asshole... It is absolutely crazy that you want to add to our fucked up society by telling people to hate everyone that isnt the same color as you... that is FUCKING STUPID