1. "Well, if mom thinks this will keep us out of her cigarettes, she's got another thing comin'!"
2. "Two brats enter! One brat leaves! Two brats enter! One brat leaves!"
3. That's okay. Just tell your kids you dropped off the dog at Day Care and got them neutered because you were stoned. They'll understand.
4. "I told you we shouldn't have gone into Hillary's gingerbread house."
5. "Is that a dingo? I don't like where this is headed."
6. "Any bags you'd like to check, Mr. Jackson?"
7. "All right, Infant Andrew Sullivan, now put on the leash and dog collar." "Okay, Infant Barney Frank." Jim Henson's Muppet Gaybies.
8. "So, that's why the mail is always late."
9. "Doesn't this sort of take the fun out of it for the dingo."
10. "Mom, we're sorry you caught us acting out the 'White Sox Victory Kiss,' but doesn't locking us in the same cage defeat the purpose?"
Best o AlphaMu42
Hahaha, Mom & Dad should be home any minute... I don't think we'll have to worry about getting this bitch of a babysitter again!"
Best o' Bill
Okay, they're all ready to be shipped off to Saudi Arabia. Two more for the harem!
Best o' Son Of The Godfather
"This Halloween, we're going as Martha Stewart and Judith Miller!"
Best o' Divine Miss M
The industrial-strength Deluxe Yuppie Grubling Carrier not only seats two, it also comes with a no-spill water bowl!
Best o' Me (inspired by Submariner)
Michael Jackson's reinvention as avant garde performance art won him the adoration of the SoHo crowd and an NEA grant.
Darn it Stevey! You can only poop in your own end!
How Lamb & Lynx would travel to their singing gigs if there were any justice in this world.
From, from, from: Knowledge Is Power