1. George W. Bush Doesn't Care About the Tiny People Who Live in the Folds of Corduroy Pants!
2. Do Not Adjust Your Set. We Control The Horizontal. We Control the Vertical...
3. "Because Ms. O'Donnell heard that vertical stripes are slimming, now, help me cut up this circus tent."
4. "Last night, I dreamed I was a tick, on the back of a huge, anal-retentive zebra."
5. "Road Crew! It was a typo! They wanted four lanes, not forty-four lanes."
6. "Ugh! I hate the IKEA 'striped carpet and clear polyethyline furniture' room."