Friday, October 21, 2005

Like Abbey Road, Only With Sumo Wrestlers

1. The guys from Wang Chung have really let themselves go.

2. "See, you guys, I told you all Jews carry their Jew Gold in bags around their necks." "Yeah, that David Schwimmer guy, what a pussy."

3. Andrew Sullivan despaired. "Look at that line. I'll never get into the Bathhouse. I'm so chagrined."

4. Four members of the Atomic Wedgie Support Group go out for delicious SUbway sandwiches.

5. "And this is the store where they hung the crucified Santa Claus over the entrance."

6. "I still think it was cheating for that 'Clobbersaurus' guy to use a chair."

7. "Do ya have ta call me fat? I tried going on a diet you know. The Zone, ya know, "Carbs are the enemy," eh? But the portions were so wee I ate the delivery man."

8. Jay Leno today announced auditions for "The Dancin' Moores."

9. "When sign the color of white is, please to carefully enjoy crossing of street with much happiness." A group of Japanese Instruction Manual Writers take a lunch break.

10. WARNING: The RIAA Has Determined That Just Looking At This Picture Violates International Copyright Laws. Armed Teams of RIAA Enforcers Are En Route To Your Home To Terminate You And All Of Your Loved Ones. Serves You Right You Dirty Thief!

11. "George W. Bush Doesn't Care About Exhibitionists With Glandular Conditions!"

From Here

Acknowledgment: Renna

23 comments:

Kevin Walker said...

When they are not dressed as Santas, this is their other jobs: Sumo trainers.

Jonathan said...

"Look at that baby in the stroller on the sidewalk. Mmmmmm...baby! The other, other white meat! Get in mah belly!"

Renna said...

The worst part of the Casual Dress Friday trend for Fran was that the guys from the Big and Tall shop took the same subway ride home.

(Acknowledgment! I've been acknowledged!)

Jonathan said...

C'mon, guys, don't leave! I thought it was an abbreviation for "Kentucky jelly"!

Anonymous said...

Obesity takes it toll on the remaining Beatles.

Submariner said...

Guy in the back; "Sorry, Ioki, but yes. The diaper does make your butt look fat.

Submariner said...

renna? I think you got that quote a bit off.

"You like me! You really like me!"

Submariner said...

What NO commodities trader wants to see...

Submariner said...

Last guy, "I'm too sexy for my shirt. too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts!
You wanna make something of it?"

Submariner said...

I am sooooo happy we didn't stage this demonstration in Minneapolis in February!

Submariner said...

Barney Frank licked his lips in glee and exclaimed "2 from column A and 1 from column C! And you can just BET I'm gonna have and after-appetiser "egg roll!"

Submariner said...

Nothing to see here folks. Just shooting the cover of Wierd Al's new Beatles parodies CD - "Arbey's Road." Please move along.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Flabby Road"

Divine Miss M said...

In orderly Japanese fashion, they head to the nearest Victoria's Secret Men's store, which offers the new "IPEX man-bra."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It was strange to see a white guy on the lineup on the Sumo marquis:
TONIGHT! - Horuni, Tadeki, and Earl!

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'd write something about having "more chins than China-town", but it seems too easy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mean ol' wolf blew their house down.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Not Lost In Translation:
Recreation of Tom Hanks piano scene from "Big"... with really Big folks.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Mapquest Search:
Select starting point: Baskin Robbins
Select destination: Krispy Creme

Son Of The Godfather said...

"OK Mr.Smith, they can't see you through the glass. Just tell us which one ate your Buick."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No really, Japanese people stay so thin bacause of all the rice and fish."

Submariner said...

Last guy's thought bubble:
"So I says to myself, 'Earl? Just what the hell hurt c'n these Japs lay on ya that Mama ain't done?'

Damn Japs! Mama ain't made me walk down the street in a diaper since 5th grade..."

Van Helsing said...

New ultrasleek Depends are so stylish, you'll be tempted to wear nothing else. But please resist the temptation.