Monday, October 17, 2005

Levin, Levin, Bo-Bevin... Aw, Screw It

1. "You know, you kids aren't too young to start using deodorant."

2. At first, the children were excited that an "old, pinko dinosaur" was coming to class. Then, they found out it wasn't Barney.

3. "Senator Levin, why did you crash your car through the front of our school?"

4. "Yeah, kids, I too always cheer during the first twenty minutes of Red Dawn..."

5. Levin's speech bored them to tears, but Ted Nugent's insane riffing on "Cat Scratch Fever" made them Republicans for life.

6. Why is it only the Special Ed. kids get excited when I talk about Democrat tax policy?

7. WE DON'T NEED NO WATER/LET THE M****R F****R BURN!"

8. "Wow, that teaching assistant is a fine piece of ass. I wonder if she'd dump a load on my chest... Uh, did I say that out loud?"

9. "The corn demands a sacrfice? What the Hell are you brats talking about?"

10. "No, you kids are supposed to be angry about Republicans ending the school lunch program. Angry!"

(Note: Over the weekends, I usually turn over the blog to pics of geezers and kids. This pic of fossilized liberal dinosaur Carl Levin [first elected when Jimmuh Cahtuh was president] with kids was ripe for mocking, but frackin' Blogger was being a dildo this weekend and refusing to take photo uploads. Sorry about that. Anyway, I got the pic from here.)

15 comments:

Republican Michigander said...

"""4. "Yeah, kids, I too always cheer during the first twenty minutes of Red Dawn...""""

Which is why he's known as Carl "Lenin"

Divine Miss M said...

Sen. Levin said, "We're going to play a wonderful game called...'Who is my daddy and what does he do?'" but he didn't anticipate the number of kids who asked, "What's a 'Daddy'?"

Submariner said...

Carl rued the lapse of judgement in asking the class "Whose favorite Democrat is Zell Miller?"

Miss M - nice KCop quote.

Van Helsing said...

"Everyone who wants to play pin the tail on the donkey, raise your hand!"

Bubbalove said...

Senator Carl 'Comrade' Levin looks dejected as the students answer the question, "Who plans on voting Republican when they turn 18?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Didn't he play Ellen Degeneres' dad and Kevin Arnold's teacher?

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Dems have stooped to armed robbery of children to pay for their wacky plans.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Thank you, Senator Levin, for the first half of your presentation. Does anyone have to use the restroom?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Obscure ref:
"Everyone raise their hands so we can see who is ready for Carousel... Citizen Levin, enter the Carousel. This is the time of renewal."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Weeeeeeeeelllll... You know you make me wanna..

SHOUT!...

Throw my hands up...

SHOUT!...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Reuters helped with a close-up "enhancement" of Levin's document... Page 157 concludes with "...proving that Jimmy is, indeed, a poopy-head."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We're with Child Protective Services... Can anyone here tell us if the Senator touched them inappropriately?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"How many here love America? Show of hands... Senator, you can vote too."

"I am."

ColoradoPatriot said...

"Okay, next question: Who thinks the man smells like egg-salad sandwiches?"

jeff said...

Methinks I spy a Logans Run ref...