Friday, October 28, 2005

Into the Mud, Scum Queen!

1. "Loser has to make out with the coach of the Chicago White Sox!"

2. "See what you made me do!" Hugh Hewitt takes the Miers withdrawal very badly.

3. "Yeah, well Picard never would have put a pansy at the helm." "Two words, Mike. Wesley. Crusher."

4. Andrew Sullivan sighed. "Ah, I remember my first Fire Island Mud Orgy."

5. Prussian Blue concerts were known for their kick-ass mosh pits.

6. By the time Ricky remembered the safety word, it was much, much too late.

7. "Joey? How about next time, you be the Supreme Court nominee and I'll be People for the American Way?"

8. "Ready for your cleansing facial, metro-boy?"

9. SOTG and Submariner battle to death over the trademarking of the phrase "smelly pirate hooker."

Best of Divine Miss M

The infamous 'mud treatment' at Dominick the Dominator's Dungeon and Spa was very popular with the Fire Island crowd.

"No wire hangers! Did you hear me? NO WIRE HANGERS!"

Best o' Bill

Skinny Guy falls to the ground as he lets a diarrheal blast out of his ass, catching several bystanders in the shitstorm that followed.

Best o' Son Of The Godfather

Stunned and in disbelief, riots break out at George Takei fan club meetings around the world.

"Eat snail-sh*t, John McEnroe!"

Best o' AlphaMu42

Hillary tried to get even by cheating on Bill... she just had a hard time finding a willing mate.

Best o' Submariner

Dammit, I said you were a big BURLY man, now get off my back!

Not quite the same gentle competitor as before the steroids treatment, Bjorn muttered "Friends my *ss" and plunged McEnroe's head 3 feet into the soggy French clay court.

With a mighty effort, Andrew Sullivan released Gerry the Gerbil, although those behind him were not necessarily pleased with the effects.

Best o' Right Wing Animator inspired:

The anti-war protestors chants of "Quagmire! QUAGMIRE!!" were met by the pro-warriors' response of "Giggiddy! Giggiddy!"

Detroit News Photo: John Greilick

29 comments:

Divine Miss M said...

Contrary to expectations, there's always a waiting list for the infamous 'mud treatment' at Dominick the Dominator's Dungeon and Spa.

Mussolini said...

(Gravelly voice) NERD!!

Mussolini said...

News Reporter: "These Floridians hurricane victims broke out in a riot as they attempted to snag a package of twinkies floating by..."

Mussolini said...

National Geographic: Albania, known for a terrain consisting only of mud, poses an everday threat to pedestrians in the national capital...

Mussolini said...

Sheesh... cannot I type today?

Floridian and everyday.

Submariner said...

SOTG and I must have arrived to actually be used in a V the K caption. And just to be clear which of us is which - I don't wear yeallow shirts with purple shorts...

Submariner said...

Like to use that term, do you Malfoy? Take THAT! Harry reacts badly to Draco's comment on Hermione's heritage.

Divine Miss M said...

As his wild-eyed, sweaty 220-lb. opponent unmercifully pounded him face-first into the mud pit, it was clear that old habits died hard when the former Father Xavier grunted and gasped, "Dear Lord, why hast thou forsaken me?"

Divine Miss M said...

"No wire hangers! Did you hear me? NO WIRE HANGERS!"

Submariner said...

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

"Oh yeah? Brawn means the other guy has to wipe the mud from his eyes..."

Submariner said...

I hate playing spring hockey in Birmingham!

Submariner said...

Obscure reference alert:

Excuse me. Your willy needed straightening...

Mussolini said...

Skinny Guy falls to the ground as he lets a diarrheal blast out of his ass, catching several bystanders in the shitstorm that followed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Stunned and in disbelief, riots break out at George Takei fan club meetings around the world.

(and that ain't ME in purple shorts either, Submariner...

you smelly pirate hooker. heh ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like Rove's new secret weapon is out... Say hello to the "Power Moonbat Enema"!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You've bled with Wallace!... Now bleed with ME!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

OK, it IS me in the purple shorts... It was laundry day and there was nothing else to wear, ok? Now help me find my dammed contact lens.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Submariner and SOTG decide Smelly Pirate Hooker is pretty universal. Not worth all this mudslinging... get it? ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Eat snail-sh*t, John McEnroe!"

AM42 said...

Hillary tried to get even by cheating on Bill... she just had a hard time finding a willing mate.

Submariner said...

Swift Vets for Truth decide to deal with John F'n Kerry directly, rather than slingin' mud on TV...

(And I never claimed to originate, just appropriate the phrase, SOTG... BTW - the John McEnroe resulted in coffe/monitor syndrome - well done.)

Submariner said...

Palmolive? No, honey that was Madge. I'm Midge. This is baby sh!t that you're soaking in...

Submariner said...

Well, Walter, it looks like another exciting Democratic Primary season here in 2008. What new surprises do you suppose will emerge from the pit of politics this year?

Submariner said...

Dammit, I said you were a big BURLY man, now get off my back!

Submariner said...

Not quite the same gentle competitor as before the steroids treatment, Bjorn muttered "Friends my *ss" and plunged McEnroe's head 3 feet into the soggy French clay court.

Submariner said...

With a mighty effort, Andrew Sullivan released Gerry the Gerbil, although those behind him were not necessarily pleased with the effects.

Right Wing Animator said...

Soon after, a gravely voice could be heard over the intercom, "Send..more..paramedics" with the slow moaning sounds of "Brains" in the backround

Right Wing Animator said...

Quagmire! QUAGMIRE!!

ColoradoPatriot said...

No caption for me, just so very impressed by the Man With Two Brains reference that I had to say so.