1. "Thanks for doing the PSA, Justice Miers. Anal fistula is a problem that affects us all."
2. "Well, Andrew Sullivan has weighed in on your nomination. He's 'appalled,' 'chagrined,' and 'filled with heartache at such gob-smacking vileness.' And that's just what he says about your jacket."
3. "So, what are you, a liberal? a conservative? a squish? What?" "I'm Batman."
4. I look at that jacket and I think, somewhere an Italian restaurant is short a tablecloth.
5. The real reason Miers never married: a creepy obsession with Herb Tarlek from WKRP in Cincinnati.
6. "You know, all you need to do is borrow O.J.'s Bruno Magli shoes and you will own the phrase 'ugly-assed.'"
7. "What's with the jacket? Is your polyester avocado pantsuit not back from the cleaners?"
8. "Well, 13% support your nomination, 11% oppose, and 87% think the jacket you're wearing is even creepier than the new Burger King commercials."
9. "Well, you've been rejected from the Supreme Court, but a used car dealer in Tyler, Texas is very interested. Very interested."
10. If, someday, someone does a Google search for "Andrew Sullivan" and "anal fistula" and this picture comes up, all of the captioning will have been worth it.
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The catastrophe could not have been predicted, but High Definition sets all over the world simultaneously exploded when faced with the impossible pattern/color combinations.
"Ed, we're gonna need a wide-angle zoom out if we wanna capture the complete 'do. Get the one we use for Hillary's hips and turn it sidewise."
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