Sunday, October 30, 2005

Happy Halloween

1. Later, the hapless Gitmo detainee was blindfolded and forced to eat spaghetti and grapes, after being told they were worms and eyeballs.

2. "Ah, cara mia. Lurch has brought the 'Deep Albino Penetrator.' Let the orgy begin!"

3. "Damn, that 'Bea Arthur' costume is absolutely terrifying even without the red cape!"

4. The New Stranger Danger curriculum demonstrates over 36 varieties of bad touch... simultaneously!

5. It is kinda sad what Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny have to do to make a buck these days.

6. Marshall's constant call-outs of 'Left hand, Breast!' eventually provoked the wrath of the other Twister participants.

7. "Yo! Phantom of the Opera... your fly's open."

8. "Yeah, honey, I hate eating at the Denny's next to the tranny bar, too. But what else is open at 2:30 in the morning?"

9. "You all want to give me a lap dance?"

10. "OK, fine, we'll take the stupid copy of Dianetics, can we please go now?"

From, you know, that... place.

29 comments:

Submariner said...

(Inspired by V the K#5)

The newest episode of "The Red Shoe Diaries" involves a full Rocky Horror cast group-grope.

Submariner said...

Everyone was slightly embarrassed for her when Hillary showed up without a costume.

Submariner said...

Dammit, Daphne! Who was supposed to bring the midget?

Submariner said...

"Surrender. Cowardice. Collaborate."

"TRISH! You know what it does to me when you speak French!"

Submariner said...

I'll protect you, Daphne. George Bush doesn't CARE about 1-legged bimbettes.

Son Of The Godfather said...

That's it... Kelly Clarkson and James Van Der Beek have officially "jumped the shark".

(mornin' Sub, loved your #4! ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

The little-known members from the first "League of Doom"... Not quite as menacing.

Submariner said...

Keanu was no longer sure that the pill he took was the pill he wanted, but "Matrix IV - Redundant" was in the contract anyways.

Submariner said...

Back atcha SOTG. Would that have been the "League of Dismay?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

What kind of a p*ssy uses his girlfriend as a human shield anyway?

Submariner said...

Members of the mainstream media react unfavorably to Samuel Alito's announcement as President Bush's latest nominee.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Billy takes a stand:
"Hey Mrs.Long Nails and Mr.Plastic Sword, say 'hello' to Mr.357 Magnum!"

Submariner said...

Hulk MADDDDD (but like pretty red cape... it make Hulk feel pretty!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sally immediately regretted forgetting her smelly pirate hooker outfit on the bus.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Billy would have stood up and protected Sally, but he figured it was better to die there like that than to have her find out he'd peed himself.

Submariner said...

Ed Asner's voice drifts in from off camera, stage left, "Now let's show these critics what SAG does when the review is NOT favorable..."

Submariner said...

(inspired by SOTG & Teen Wolf)

Billy would foreveer more be known as "Rusty."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Halloween nerds stared in disbelief as one of their own had broken the threshold and actually touched someone from the opposite sex.

Submariner said...

Rumor has it that this is a still of the scene that Ed Wood cut from Plan 9 From Outer Space as "...just not being believable."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Lesson Learned:
Letting kids play with unknown test-tube substances never ends well for the townsfolk.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Billy's mother, father, uncle and two aunts pick an unfortunate time to warn him about the evils of premarital sex.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Ionia football team got a real kick out of this year's highschool "Dork-a-palooza".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Combined time living with parents: 280 years

Son Of The Godfather said...

It was probably inappropriate of David to yell "Hey Hulk Lady! Show your t*ts!" during the play's most climactic scene.

Son Of The Godfather said...

It was all fun and games until they realized that Maralyn was not white from make-up and had, in fact, been choking on a peanut the whole time.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Maybe he can use his gi-normous watch to clobber them all with.

bubbalove said...

Members of the Democratic Underground gather to reassure the mother of their planned 2052 Presidential candidate: "Yes, Rosemary. We're going to help you with our..er..your baby when he arrives."
MWAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHA!

Mussolini said...

The Hollywood zombies moan: "Fake boobz..."

Cricket said...

"Let's do the Time Warp again,"