1. Later, the hapless Gitmo detainee was blindfolded and forced to eat spaghetti and grapes, after being told they were worms and eyeballs.
2. "Ah, cara mia. Lurch has brought the 'Deep Albino Penetrator.' Let the orgy begin!"
3. "Damn, that 'Bea Arthur' costume is absolutely terrifying even without the red cape!"
4. The New Stranger Danger curriculum demonstrates over 36 varieties of bad touch... simultaneously!
5. It is kinda sad what Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny have to do to make a buck these days.
6. Marshall's constant call-outs of 'Left hand, Breast!' eventually provoked the wrath of the other Twister participants.
7. "Yo! Phantom of the Opera... your fly's open."
8. "Yeah, honey, I hate eating at the Denny's next to the tranny bar, too. But what else is open at 2:30 in the morning?"
9. "You all want to give me a lap dance?"
10. "OK, fine, we'll take the stupid copy of Dianetics, can we please go now?"
From, you know, that... place.