1. Later, the hapless Gitmo detainee was blindfolded and forced to eat spaghetti and grapes, after being told they were worms and eyeballs.2. "Ah, cara mia. Lurch has brought the 'Deep Albino Penetrator.' Let the orgy begin!"
3. "Damn, that 'Bea Arthur' costume is absolutely terrifying even without the red cape!"
4. The New Stranger Danger curriculum demonstrates over 36 varieties of bad touch... simultaneously!
5. It is kinda sad what Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny have to do to make a buck these days.
6. Marshall's constant call-outs of 'Left hand, Breast!' eventually provoked the wrath of the other Twister participants.
7. "Yo! Phantom of the Opera... your fly's open."
8. "Yeah, honey, I hate eating at the Denny's next to the tranny bar, too. But what else is open at 2:30 in the morning?"
9. "You all want to give me a lap dance?"
10. "OK, fine, we'll take the stupid copy of Dianetics, can we please go now?"
From, you know, that... place.
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(Inspired by V the K#5)
The newest episode of "The Red Shoe Diaries" involves a full Rocky Horror cast group-grope.
Everyone was slightly embarrassed for her when Hillary showed up without a costume.
Dammit, Daphne! Who was supposed to bring the midget?
"Surrender. Cowardice. Collaborate."
"TRISH! You know what it does to me when you speak French!"
I'll protect you, Daphne. George Bush doesn't CARE about 1-legged bimbettes.
That's it... Kelly Clarkson and James Van Der Beek have officially "jumped the shark".
(mornin' Sub, loved your #4! ;)
The little-known members from the first "League of Doom"... Not quite as menacing.
Keanu was no longer sure that the pill he took was the pill he wanted, but "Matrix IV - Redundant" was in the contract anyways.
Back atcha SOTG. Would that have been the "League of Dismay?"
What kind of a p*ssy uses his girlfriend as a human shield anyway?
Members of the mainstream media react unfavorably to Samuel Alito's announcement as President Bush's latest nominee.
Billy takes a stand:
"Hey Mrs.Long Nails and Mr.Plastic Sword, say 'hello' to Mr.357 Magnum!"
Hulk MADDDDD (but like pretty red cape... it make Hulk feel pretty!)
Sally immediately regretted forgetting her smelly pirate hooker outfit on the bus.
Billy would have stood up and protected Sally, but he figured it was better to die there like that than to have her find out he'd peed himself.
Ed Asner's voice drifts in from off camera, stage left, "Now let's show these critics what SAG does when the review is NOT favorable..."
(inspired by SOTG & Teen Wolf)
Billy would foreveer more be known as "Rusty."
The Halloween nerds stared in disbelief as one of their own had broken the threshold and actually touched someone from the opposite sex.
Rumor has it that this is a still of the scene that Ed Wood cut from Plan 9 From Outer Space as "...just not being believable."
Lesson Learned:
Letting kids play with unknown test-tube substances never ends well for the townsfolk.
Billy's mother, father, uncle and two aunts pick an unfortunate time to warn him about the evils of premarital sex.
The Ionia football team got a real kick out of this year's highschool "Dork-a-palooza".
Combined time living with parents: 280 years
It was probably inappropriate of David to yell "Hey Hulk Lady! Show your t*ts!" during the play's most climactic scene.
It was all fun and games until they realized that Maralyn was not white from make-up and had, in fact, been choking on a peanut the whole time.
Maybe he can use his gi-normous watch to clobber them all with.
Members of the Democratic Underground gather to reassure the mother of their planned 2052 Presidential candidate: "Yes, Rosemary. We're going to help you with our..er..your baby when he arrives."
MWAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHA!
The Hollywood zombies moan: "Fake boobz..."
"Let's do the Time Warp again,"
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