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1. "Hello, Mr Griffin. This is Quahog Memorial Hospital. Something terrible has happened to Stewie."
2. "No, Mr. Buchanan. We still haven't managed to locate the 'tracking chip' the Zionist Occupational Government implanted in your rectum."
3. "Well, Pee-Wee, if you stopped touching it, maybe it would have a chance to heal."
4. "Hello, Sperm Bank, Debbie Speaking. No, Mr. Sullivan, we don't make deliveries ... "
5. "The USS Nimitz is in port. Okay, Mack Daddy, I'll change outfits and get my sweet ass down to the docks."
6. "... and then, he farted and the gerbil shot out of his butt, the nurses were all screaming. It was hilarious!"
7. "Another prostate exam? But Mr. Sullivan, you've already had three this week?"
8. "DC Enema Center. No, Senator Kerry, there haven't been any cancellations. ... Yes, I know who you are."
9. "Hello, Planned Parenthood. Sure, bring her right in. And don't forget your card. If you get ten stamps, the next one's on us!"
10. "Hello, Emergency Room. You say you're choking on Trojan brand chewing gum? Trojan doesn't make chewing gum, Senator Boxer."
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