1. "Okay, it tests pure. Tell Carlos we'll take 4 kilos."
2. "We're going to need a much bigger container for the bloodletting part of the ritual."
3. "No way will I drink your urine sample for five bucks... make it ten."
4. "... and then you heat it up over a lighter or something and suck in the vapors through your nose."
5. "And my dad will pay twenty bucks for a clean urine sample he can take into work next Tuesday."
6. "I still don't believe you're a Jew. That could be anybody's foreskin."
7. "Yeah, a single spore of this in the ventilation system will make the whole school into a biohazard zone. Can you say '12-Week Christmas Break?'"
8. "I'm still a little freaked out by what Mr. Garrison did to Lemmiwinks."
9. "Then you fling it at and yell 'The Power of Christ Compels You!' We'll get rid of that Hermione Granger biyatch one way or another."
Another warm, steaming slice of Americana from my hometown.