1. "So you see, Billy, my feminine erotic lunar fertility rituals are just as effective as your patriarchal chemical fertilizers in producing a crop of primo chronic."
2. "Hey, look Billy. This radish is shaped exactly like your thingie."
3. Billy had to admit, his sister had grown some fine tomatoes. Fine, ripe, supple, round, perky tomatoes. Billy wants to be alone, now.
4. Four seconds later, Billy looked up and became an 'Ass-Man For Life.'
5. "You idiot, Billy. This is commercial grade hemp, not Maui Wowie."
6. "Fargin' Mr. Spock sucked up all the best spores!"
7. "Keep looking, Billy. The doctor said there's a good chance they can sew it back on Mr. Bobbett, and I must have that reward."
8. "To ease the tedium of garden labor, a lawn sprinkler can be used as a refreshing bidet... " Prison was a bad influence on Martha Stewart.
9. "Hello Mr. Friendly Raccoon..." Six months of agony and a series of painful stomach injections would leave Jenny forever skeptical of the Disney-fied PETA version of the Animal Kingdom.
10. "Well, he's spasming, but he's not dead yet. How's your kitty handling the strychnine, Billy?"
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