1. Here we see Marilyn Quayle applying a variation of the "Hertzdonut" called the "Dieyoubitchwhywontyoudie".
2. Planned Parenthood was really geeked about Hillary's plan to include autoerotic asphyxiation in sex ed curricula.
3. Here's a switch, a dike putting her finger into a Dutch girl.
4. "Was that squeeze then twist, or twist then sqeeze?"
5. "Dear, that only works on people who respire or have a pulse."
6. "A gold medallion reading 'Money over bitches,' you shouldn't have."
7. "It feels good when I touch you there, doesn't it?"
8. "This is mine! This is where my babies come from."
9. "Yeah, these models tend to freeze up a lot. Let me open the access plate and flip the reset button."
10. A dweeb makes secret devil signs while two of the Horned One's mistresses pleasure each other... this is a pretty lame summoning ritual.
I borrowed this from: The Right Place