Saturday, September 17, 2005

Yeah baby, right there, oh yeah, that's right

1. Scene from: The Lion King III: Simba and the Hooker.

2. In foreplay, as in hunting, it's the female lion that does all the work.

3. The night Simba lost his virginity was spoiled only by the bumps and groans of Pumbaa and Timon having rough sex in the next room. (Which also did much to explain Pumbaa's epic flatulence).

4. After he was thoroughly spent, Timon wandered through the bathhouse chanting, "If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat/ Eat my buddy Pumbaa here/ 'cos he is a treat/Come on down and dine/ On this tasty swine/ All you have to do is get in line..."

5. "Hey, baby, could you not hum 'Hakuna Mutata' while you go down on me? It kind of ruins it for me."

6. "You misunderstand baby, I said I was a Mountin' Lion. Roll over."

7. Even the animal kingdom has its version of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.

8. "Dear Penthouse, I'm a lion cub in the San Diego Zoo. I never thought anything like this would ever happen to me..."
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5 comments:

Van Helsing said...

Mmm... Tasty hors d'oeuvres.

SOTG said...

Tastes like chicken.

SOTG said...

Cindy Sheehan's saying pull troops out of "occupied New Orleans"?!? Shit! We go to print in an hour! Pull the Cindy story and insert a cute animal story, stat!

SOTG said...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a cuddly lil' cub? Let's ask the lioness...

One, two, CRUNCH!

Buckley F. Williams said...

"You misunderstand baby, I said I was a Mountin' Lion. Roll over."

My favorite one.