1. "Get your wang out of me you damn dirty ape!"
2. While Chewie throws out the first pitch, his long time companion Crunchy scores in the Fenway Parking Lot.
3. Andrew Sullivan still insists there are no side-effects from testosterone abuse. The boyfriend begs to differ, which turns him on ... the begging, I mean.
4. What it feels like to be Tom DeLay.
5. A planet where apes evolved from sodomites?
6. Gus Van Sant should NEVER have been allowed to remake King Kong.**
7. As bad as the initiation ritual for becoming a 'Large Mammal' in the TTLB Ecosystem is, the ritual for 'Playful Primate' is much, much worse.
8. "Once you've had gorilla, everything else is vanilla."
9. "Wow! This is even better than the baby tiger and the raccoon combined!"
10. "I'm so glad I moved to Massachussetts!"
** And Chris Columbus should not have been allowed to remake The Shining. (Props: Tattered Coat)
Thanks: Divine Miss M