Note: I'm driving to Phracking Philadelphia for a meeting this morning and lack the time and energy to caption anything new. So, here's a rerun of a Very Special Caption This.
1. Little Mohammed (bottom left) reacts appropriately as his family begins singing "The Safety Dance."
2. A popular practical joke at the ISM is teaching militants to chant, "We're here! We're queer! We want to pee in your beer."
3. "Brains... BRAINS!"
4. "Yahoo! We're koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs!"
5. Blue Scarf singing, "Did you think I'd crumple?/Did you think I'd lay down and die?/Oh not I/I will survive..."
6. Finally, Little Ramel could take it no more, and wished them all into the corn.
7. "Every sperm is sacred... every sperm is great..."
8. Another contestant is voted off in "Survivor: Ramallah."
9. "Allah, the Most High, the Most Merciful... pull my finger!"
10. The San Francisco County Clerk looked out his window and stammered, "Th-They all want to get m-m-married?"