1. "No, smoking pot will not make you shrink. It's just a matter of altered perception... dude." 2. "This sh*t's no good. I smoked a whole bowl and I still don't believe Bush ordered helicopters to strafe black people in New Orleans."
3. "Wow, Martha Stewart was right. The brownies do pack a better punch if you boil out the THC in butter instead of just throwing in the buds."
4. The 'Air America' Accounting Department celebrates the clearing of another check.
5. "Dude, it's come to our attention that you only want to drum show tunes and Madonna's dance hits. Is there, like, something you're trying to tell us, Dude?"
6. "Hey, some of Mother Sheehan's followers just suggested a name for our movement. Ascendant, Rising Youth Against a Neocon Nation. 'ARYAN Nation' I think it sounds cool!"
7. "These are what we call the giggling stoners, pretty common form of hippies, usually found in attics. Problem is, if you see one hippy, theres probably a whole lot more you don't see. Where's the back yard?... Yeah, that's what I thought. You see that? You got a drum-circle in your backyard."
8. "I don't understand it, man, I drummed as hard as I could. I drummed like I have never drummed before...and John Kerry still lost."
9. "DOWN WITH THE BUSHITLER FASCIST REGIME! UP WITH DORITOS! YEA! DORITOS!"
10. "Check it out. Sean Penn is trying to bail out our bongwater."
Yeah, that's my alma mater. I'm so proud. Story and Photo: Detroit News
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Due to a typo in the music sheets, the well meaning "peaceniks" in New Orleans, while meaning to summon the God of Love, instead accidently perform a Hopi Rain Dance and reflood the city.
"Come on, man... drumming's so easy, even a caveman could do it!"
Caveman drummer: "NOT cool, man!"
Walks off
They save all that money on soap and shampoo, and they can only afford potato sack shirts?
Giant-sized Captain Kirk lands a well placed karate-chop to the leader of the hippie clan. Eden would have to wait.
"The Blair Stench Project"
What really happens when you win the INXS contract on that TV show...
The middle hippie was shrunk by natives, cursed by an evil shaman, and ended up chasing Karen Black around her apartment with his spear. (who got that one? ;)
"Who Let The Clogs Out?"
"Oh yeah, I think I see it now, Kevin... Is that a Hellfire missile?"
Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Stinky
The "slightly-less-developed" Ewoks of Endor
Dip-Dip-Dip-Dip-Dip-Dip-Dip-Dip/Dun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun/Get a job.
Kyle thought it was amusing to demonstrate his Wookie cry during the hippie prayer. (sorry for the double Star Wars refs!)
"I don’t want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don’t want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day"
"Ahhhh Ha Ha Ha HA!... Hopi Rain Dance!.... Ha Ha Ha Ha!... That's some funny shit, man! Ha Ha Ha Ha!... Uhm... What were we talking about?"
All we are sayyyyyyying/
Is give fleas a chaaaaaance...
Wanna see 'em scurry? Toss in a bar of Irish Spring.
Holy Shnikes! Look what happened to the Dixie Chicks after they dis'd the president!
In nonelection years, the Democratic National Convention is held in Ann Arbor.
In a surprising turn of events, the Dixie Chicks learn that within the confines of the continental US, Karl Rove's mind control transfiguration waves can only be blocked with proper tinfoil hattage...
Marshall, Will and Holly knew their influence in this strange world would have a significant impact once they saw Chaka playing the bongos.
As the drumbeats reached the crescendo, the ghost of Bob Marley appeared in a flash of reefer smoke and smell of B.O.!
"More cowbell!"
"Duuuude!... This is so coool!... I have this exhaust pipe lodged in my sternum and I can't even feel it!... I'm baked!"
I'm glad to see that kids today still like going through Grandma's attic, dressing up in the old clothes, and playing with the toys!
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