Monday, September 26, 2005
They're Coming To Take Her Away, Ha-Ha
Update:You have the right to remain obnoxious. If you give up that right, America would be profoundly grateful. You have the right to a shower and for the love of God please use it. If you cannot afford soap, shampoo, or deodorant, they will be provided to you at no cost. Please take the hint and take the g-dam shower!"
1. Whenever I had previously pictured this in my mind, they were always wearing white coats.
2. "... Diamonds are a girl's best friend..."
3. "Jesse warned you this would happened if you violated the restraining order... Crazy White Bitch."
4. "Nah, let me carry her. I've been bucking for a Workman's Comp claim, and if that gigantic white ass doesn't do it, nothing will."
5. "My, you are one big bear of a policeman. Andrew Sullivan must be seething with impotent jealousy."
6. "You better make damn sure I get a Koran in jail, or the ACLU will sue your infidel ass."
7. "Ms Sheehan, The Gimp (lower right) would like to know if he could smell the bottom of your feet."
8. "And speaking of smelling things, let's put her in the cell next to Multiple Miggs. That should be good for a laugh."
9. Okay, what the Hell is that little guy at the lower right? A Cub Scout? Mini-Me? The Beaver? A perverted dwarf trying to get a view of the black forest? What?
10. "Honestly, I haven't seen a smile that big during a public body cavity search since we arrested Barney Frank at that rest stop."
Thanks for the pic: Prism Warden