1. "Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta... Ending is better than mending, the more stitches, the less riches..."
2. The clone Beatles were eventually broken up by the clone Yoko Ono.
3."Dude, you are like, so right. Dark Side of the Moon totally synchs up with The Wizard of Oz."
4. "Hey! Our necks are too underdeveloped to head bang!"
5. "I have to agree, George Clinton is the baddest muther-f**ker alive."
6. "Ah, I'm unconscious, passed out with an empty bottle next to me, and I have no bladder control. I feel like Ted kennedy."
7. "You know, I'm three weeks old, my eyes can't focus, and I know nothing of the outside world, but even I find Coldplay pretentious and derivative."
8. Jim Henson's Quadrophenia Babies.
9. Unfortunately, an absent-minded attendant flipped the switch and the babies ended up listening to a 24-hour Howard Stern marathon. They all grew up to be lesbian strippers.
10. "Oh, Jebus, they're playing 'N'Sync again. Where's Planned Parenthood when you need them?"