Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Splashy Splashy

1. The Press Corps following Cindy Sheehan and her fellow travelers finally took up a collection and decided to 'do something about the godawful smell.'

2. "When I bite into the York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of being doused with cold, grey laundry water from the upper floors of a Calcutta tenement."

3. "Hah! Gotcha! You're all Mormons now!"

4. The coup de grace was the guy who stood up and yelled "Look, it's Hurricane Katrina!"

5. "How else do you expect us to test our theory of E.Coli dispersal in a random population? Look at the bright side, you guys might be the control group."

6. The other Coup de Grace was the guy who screamed out, "Oh, my God, I'm coming!" just before the water hit.

7. "All right, we all showed up. When do we get the free Coors?"

8. "The roof is sinking! Everybody bail!"

9. The following year, the school chose not to contract out to Girls Gone Wild for school pictures.

10. The Bangalore Chapter of Sean Penn's Fan Club is a rather fanatical lot when it comes to following their idol.

Hat Tip: Frank IBC

20 comments:

Submariner said...

After careful review by even the most left-leaning libs, consensus indicated that not one threw out the baby with the bathwater. That left only the hypothesis that Ninja Toonces must have taken her...

von said...

A Scientologist Baptism is just a little bit different than traditional religions.

Van Helsing said...

India's new rooftop outhouses make waste disposal a breeze.

G&R said...

Everyone was upset with the pranksters, except Chaudi, who had just pissed himself. Now no one would ever know.

SOTG said...

Bakshi had accomplished something no one else in his family had; he had graduated high school. Struggling after school every day to earn enough rupis to pay for a pair of pants, a clean shirt and tie, he was now ready for his class photo. This would be the proudest day of his young life.

SOTG said...

What we REALLY want to do to those off-shore telemarketers.

SOTG said...

My God is better than your multi-appendaged elephant god. Take THAT!

SOTG said...

Guy in front center to his buddy:

"Ya know, Ghandi walked everywhere barefoot. His diet, while giving him extremely bad breath, made him very frail. His perserverence in his beliefs made people think he had supernatural powers... He ultimately became know to many as the 'super-caloused-fragile-mystic plagued by halitosis'."

SPLOOSH!

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Enjoy the veal. :)

SOTG said...

During the photo shoot, the much larger Apu launched the drop of spittle forward onto Bakshi's neck.

"Gleek! pegged you! HA HA! Whatcha gonna do about it?"

SOTG said...

Shamelessly stealing form "mean thing's" Ninja kitty post:

"I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain..."

SOTG said...

In an unfortunate planning snafu, the Indian School of Dentistry did not properly coordinate the emptying if the "rinse and spit" buckets.

SOTG said...

PIMF: "if" = "of"

SOTG said...

"All your dry clothes are belong to us."

SOTG said...

A close up of the red bucket on the right revealed an unkempt man in a flak-jacket with his personal photographer.

SOTG said...

Here we see youngsters playing a game of "Assholes and Indians".

Submariner said...

Although the "Girls Gone Wild" crew spent hours explaining, the Punjab School of Higher Learning never fully grasped the concept of the "wet T-shirt contest."

Jonathan said...

Unfortunately for the vandals, Carrie was below the deluge and didn't take too kindly to it.

AM42 said...

This is why you should never book your Niagara Falls honeymoon through an online discount travel agent.

AM42 said...

Unable to secure financial backing, Michael Moore had no choice but to film his Hurricane Katrina documentary in Bollywood.

bubbalove said...

In order to improve efficiency, a group of Brahman-caste Indians perform a mass acid attack on the hapless Harijan-caste graduate students below. To quote one Brahman attacker, "We won't put up with any uppity Untouchables."