Yeah, Funny Story About This Pic.
1. "I'm used to toxic fluids leaking from holes while the thing I'm riding on goes down on me. After all, I used to be married to Madonna."
2.While it is true that rats will flee a sinking ship, some less intelligent creatures fail to do so.
3. "I swear to God if you sing the Gilligan's Island theme again I'm going to shove this right up your ass."
4. "Yaaarrrrgh! We be Spicoli and the Ass Pirates. Prepare to be boarded and surrender yar booty!"
5. "Spicoli, he's drowning! I really don't think giving him a drink is going to help."
6. Not quite a 'Ship of Fools,' more like a 'Boat of Idiots.'
7. Sean Penn's obsession with remaking The African Queen led directly to the drowning death of RuPaul.
8. "All right, Spicoli, we understand your heart will go on, and your heart is an ocean of secrets, but just come clean. Did you bang Leo DiCaprio or not?"
9. "Behold the Ass of actor Sean Penn; nobody knows whereall it's been. For fifteen years it kept its viginity; not a bad record for this vicinity." "Knock it off, Bruce."
10. "Looks like Shelley Winters didn't drown after all. Hand me the wrench."