Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Smokey The Horse

1. (Taking care of the obscure refrence right off the bat) "Twenty-f*cking five to one/My gamblin' days are done..."

2. "Hey, jack, it looks like your horse is burning oil. Better bring it in the shop."

3. "Smo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ke, on the trotter/A fire in the sky..."

4. "New rule. No Palestinian jockeys."

5. "Did Catherine the Great Die of Spontaneous Human Combustion? Next on History's Mysteries."

6. "Torching the winner's circle is poor sportsmanship, Bart. I don't whether Furious D is rubbing off on you, or vice versa."

7. "On second thought, maybe I'll skip the horse he rode in on and just do him."

8. Wile E. Coyote's plan to create a 'Rocket Horse' by igniting its flatulence failed miserably, of course.

9. They had an understanding. Wilbur kept quiet about Mr. Ed's pyromania, and Mr. Ed kept quiet about the dead hitch-hikers in the crawlspace.

10. Mother's Day 1994: Concerned by unconfirmed reports of child abuse, Janet Reno torches the Kentucky Derby.

Real Caption is here.


bubbalove said...

In the best spirit of NASCAR, the steeplechase victor performs a burnout in the winner's circle!

SOTG said...

Fortunately, Hillary's decision to run in '08 summoned only ONE of the horsemen of the Apocalypse.

von said...

Cheech and Chong Do Horse Racing!

Van Helsing said...

Kentucky Derby competitors have found that a significant advantage can be attained by firing horse and rider out of a cannon.

Frank IBC said...

3. "Smo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ke, on the trotter/A fire in the sky..."


But we say prounounce the word that is written "water", as "worder", so it doesn't rhyme here. ;)