2. "You don't wash behind your ears often, do ya, Jesse? Looks like a damb coral reef back there."
3. A media whore meets a race pimp.
4. "Do I look like I need a hug? Get the hell away from me you crazy white bitch!"*
5. "Work the nipples, baby, work the nipples. Oh, yeah, twist my titty ring. Yeah, that's the shit."
6. "Oh, Jesse, you wore the VietCong pajamas. Those get me so hot. What do you say I put on the Vietnamese prostitute costume. You know, 'Sucky, Sucky, Me Love You Long Time...'"
7. "Bitch, when we're in public, you will refer to me as 'Tyronius: The Ebony Love God.'"
8. "OK, Crazy White Bitch, I get the idea. You can stop "accidentally" brushing your breasts against my back now, OK?"
9. "Get off me you crazy white bitch! If I didn't tell MTV if it was boxers or briefs, I sure as hell ain't gonna let you see for yourself!"
10. "'Ebony and Ivory' More like 'Ebony and Crazy-White-Bitch-Who-Can-Barely-Shove-Her-Middle-Aged-Ass-Into-XXXL-Shorts.'"
Hat Tip: Prism Warden
WASHINGTON - Anti-America protester Cindy Sheehan stands with Rev. Jesse Jackson in front of the White House September 24, 2005 in Washington, DC.
* Props: CJ