1. "On second thought, maybe I will go back." 2. "You don't wash behind your ears often, do ya, Jesse? Looks like a damb coral reef back there."
3. A media whore meets a race pimp.
4. "Do I look like I need a hug? Get the hell away from me you crazy white bitch!"*
5. "Work the nipples, baby, work the nipples. Oh, yeah, twist my titty ring. Yeah, that's the shit."
6. "Oh, Jesse, you wore the VietCong pajamas. Those get me so hot. What do you say I put on the Vietnamese prostitute costume. You know, 'Sucky, Sucky, Me Love You Long Time...'"
7. "Bitch, when we're in public, you will refer to me as 'Tyronius: The Ebony Love God.'"
8. "OK, Crazy White Bitch, I get the idea. You can stop "accidentally" brushing your breasts against my back now, OK?"
9. "Get off me you crazy white bitch! If I didn't tell MTV if it was boxers or briefs, I sure as hell ain't gonna let you see for yourself!"
10. "'Ebony and Ivory' More like 'Ebony and Crazy-White-Bitch-Who-Can-Barely-Shove-Her-Middle-Aged-Ass-Into-XXXL-Shorts.'"
Hat Tip: Prism Warden
WASHINGTON - Anti-America protester Cindy Sheehan stands with Rev. Jesse Jackson in front of the White House September 24, 2005 in Washington, DC.
* Props: CJ
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Dang, you're fast, V, I just came over to forward that image to you.
#11 - "Ignore it and it will go away."
Jesse Jackson demonstrates the monkey on his back story at the Million Moan March
"Here we see grieving mom, Cindy She... WTF?!? EARL! Cindy's humpin' the reverend's leg again! Cut to commercial!"
"Cindy... I appreciate you trying to adjust the height... but that ain't the microphone..."
Danny Bonaducci finds his soulmate.
The rufies had kicked in. Now all Reverend Jackson had to do was figure out a way to get her through the crowd and into his van.
Jesse was not amused when a lovestruck Cindy whispered in his ear "I just knew you'd come back to me, Al Sharpton!"
People's homes were destroyed in the hurricanes, thousands of displaced people were left wondering about an uncertain future... but everything was A-OK for Cindy. She had, after all, just discovered the warm, moist butt cheeks in which to warm her hands.
Where'd the reverend get the cool smiley-face backpack?
Wonder what stretched her mouth so wide?
"I'm pregnant!"
Shamelessly stolen from V the K on another board cuz it's so good:
"Cindy Sheehan, the Jan Brady of the Anti-War Movement. ("Rita! Rita! Rita!")"
"He's just agreed to be my baby's daddy!"
Yet another white liberal rides in on the back of a black man.
If you're gonna go sell your soul, hop on a devil's back and go with a smile!
Unable to contain her lust another second, Cindy She-man prepares to give the Reverend an 8-inch surprise and thus reveal her BIG secret to the world!
My father's going to FREAK when I bring you home, John Prentice!
Uh oh. Here comes another love child. To help raise it in suitable luxury, make your donations directly to the Rainbow PUSH coalition.
"Damn! I'm sleeping in the garage again for this?"
andthenblammo!
Obvioously, the woman in back is a novice pornographer - usually the camera is pointed at the the action when a large plastic object is inserted in the nether regions...
Lucianne.com's caption for this picture:
Stuck on stupid.
"Half an inch?! C'mon Jesse! Cheney's bigger than yours! Here, by the time I'm done, even Andrew Sullivan won't resist."
Someone get that hideous growth off. Oh yeah, Cindy looks terrible as well.
"You know, it was funny when we replaced her whippits with contact cement fumes, but when she started massaging him, that was the highest point of the gathering."
Larry Hovis (carter from Hogans heros) sneaks up behind Jesse Jackson and gives a bear hug.
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