Sunday, September 04, 2005

The Real Challenge Is To Avoid the Obvious Michael Jackson Caption

1. Tyler covered his ears. "I knew this was an intervention! I knew it! I knew it!"

2. "Check it out. Dick Cheney is shtupping Cokie Roberts under the bleachers... and signalling Kobe that he's open!"

3. When his friends were tripping, Tyler enjoyed screwing with their minds by pretending his head was detachable.

4. "What the hell is a chafing dish, anyway?" "It's a traditional serving piece used to keep food warm for buffets and brunches." "I thought that was a Crock-Pot." "No, that's for cooking all day."

5. "Ever since we watched that old Scanners movie, Tyler's not taking any chances."

6. "Hey, did you guys also sense the sudden drop in atmospheric pressure?"

7. "... And the rockets red glare/The bombs bursting in air/In Bushco's illegal oil war for Isreal..." Cindy Sheehan was never invited to sing the national anthem again.

8. "Wellie, wellie, wellie, my droogs. Who's up for a night of ultraviolence?"

9. "Do you guys ever imagine what it would be like to be out on the field, cheering your heart out, wearing a darling little skirt that came all the way up your thighs and shaking your pom-poms. Guys? Guys?"

10. Oh, what the Hell. "That's a pretty good Macauley Culkin impression, but Michael Jackson's not having any more sleepovers at Neverland."


Divine Miss M said...

"Wagon Train's a really cool show, but have you ever noticed they don't really get anywhere? They just keep on wagon-training."

bubbalove said...

Young Republicans In The Making?

Four young boys react to seeing their parents stand hand-in-hand in front of the crowd to denounce 'Bushitlers war for oil and Israel'.

Miss M - great 'Stand By Me' reference!

V the K said...

Aw, c'mon Bubba. Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting to use that Hot Shots reference?

Indigo Red said...

Oh, crap, not Bush again! My Dad told me we were gonna see the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders!

Van Helsing said...

The Dennis Rodman comeback was probably not such a good idea — particularly after the botched sex change operation. If only he would at least wear a uniform...

Divine Miss M said...

"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?"

(Since I'm on on a movie roll...)

SteveK said...

Yes, thank you for the Hot Shots reference.

Anonymous said...

See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.