1. Inspired by Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan, Barney Frank luanched his own cross-country bus tour.
2. Still an improvement over the company's former logo -- a derrick gushing oil from the top.
3. The roughnecks never could figure out why that one swishy bank clerk always wrote his phone number on the deposit receipt when they cashed their paychecks.
4. Bruce the Gay Geologist received a lot of employment offers, but in the end, he had to follow his heart.
5. After he filed for bankruptcy, Dr. Sullivan realized that humor didn't always sell in the proctology business.
Hat Tip: Sondrak