1. "I can't believe that shoe salesman wouldn't shut up about the time he scored four touchdowns in his last game for Polk High." 2. She used to have a navel piercing, but the sparks it created by dragging on the pavement ignited too many grass fires.
3. "Mmmmmmm.... brains."
4. "No War for Oil, War for Twinkies, Okay."
5. Ted Kennedy's scheme to attend the Anti-War Rally incognito was spoiled when he was mistaken for a giant, papier-mache puppethead.
6. Jacques Cousteau narration: "Patiently, ze giant pink land whale stalks its prey."
7. She says she's retaining water. We better hope that levee of cellulite holds or DC is gonna get Katrina'd.
8. People who shop Navy Surplus for sexual appliances, next on Springer.
9. "Dammit, where are Tyrone and LeRoy with my lunch!"
10. Now I understand where Move-On got its figure of 300,000 protesters; they weighed her.
11. The woman Hillary stands next to when she wants to look thinner.
12. The woman the planet Jupiter stands next to when it wants to look thinner.
From Van Helsing
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Michael Moore, seen here relaxing in his mu-mu, reaches for another Oreo.
Obscure reference time:
Is that Chet after Kelly LeBrock did her magic on 'im?
Worst.Job.Ever?
Shamu's gynocologist.
"Just one more mint?... It's wafer thin... LOOK OUT!"
Did this one eat the previous aqua-green one?
She may not have brains, but she definitely has barbeque!
Can it mold itself to look like the bench like Odo?
It's the Gorgon!
Hail, hail,
Fire and snow.
Call the angel
We will go.
Far away.
For to see.
Friendly Angel
Come to me.
Hail, hail,
Fire and snow.
Call the angel
We must go.
Far to come
Far to see
Friendly Angel
Come to me.
Didn't we already have this picture a few days ago?... Side of a hill in Italy?
Damn V, you are one sick individual.
Please don't change lol.
All we are saying
Is give FUPA a chance.
"Peace takes brains... I just wish mine weren't hanging around my ankles"
"I'll take 'Things You Don't Want to See Twice in a Lifetime' for $1,000, Alex."
Welcome reaganite. You honor us.
Come on, I bet she has a great personality.
Peace takes brains...over-eating, however, apparently does not.
Isn't this a Save The Whales demo? I feel such...kinship with them.
Hey Osama, here's virgin #1 for ya.
Warn people in low-lying areas if Miss "Peace Takes Brains" takes a bath. One slip, and it's telethon time.
Oh. My. God.
I'll give you $5 if you peek under my belly for the camera.
no takers?
whoa, just discusted myself!
It's nice to see that Michael Moore's date to protest shaved her belly for the occasion.
LOL!!! that gut is unreal.
The Viagra antidote, on the hoof.
Code Pink was a typo. It should be Code "Oink."
SUUUUUWWWWEEEEE!!!
Mary had a really hard day after her gyno told her that he just couldn't see her anymore.
There goes my appitite... for the next year.
/obscure movie quote
In Quagmire voice:
"Giggitty giggitty, I'd hit that, oh yeah!"
"George Bush doesn't care about unsightly corpulent pink androgynous people!"
After weeks of hinting, Markos "screw 'em" Zunigas finally reveals his Top Secret Plan to destroy the BLT... errr... DLC.
...And if bulbous rolls of flab were brains, the entire galaxy would be at peace.
"Violet, you're turning violet!"
Obscure ref AND a stretch:
Even more notorious than incarceration, the "insurgents" could be made to talk by merely the suggestion that we send them to Abu (Gilbert) Grape for punishment.
I want my truck to be made out of whatever that bench is put together with.
"War is not the answer"... but apparently double cheese and double mayo are. (too much like #4? :)
"Hey, come on... The camera adds 10 pounds!"
"Well then, there must be about 50 cameras on ya."
When she sits around the peace protest, she REALLY sits around...
Tennis shoes?!?... Can you imagine it playing tennis?!?
Obscure movie quote w/twist:
David Bowman: "My God, it's full of [candy] bars!"
First we had a picture of Big Bird flippin' us off, now we get Snuffleuphugus enjoying a lower belly tan. This episode brought to you by the letter "ACK!"
It was sad what happened to Mary Mapes after the Rathergate incident.
C.O.D.E.P.I.N.K.:
Cause
Of
Drooping
Elephant
Parts
Is
Not
Known
None of those little gilrs' toys for me; I use a Mk 48 Torpedo!
The moonbats were delighted when Jabba the Hutt made a surprise appearance at the rally.
Upon viewing this image, Ford Prefect announced his latest revision to the "Earth" entry of the Hitchhiker's Guide: "Mostly harmles and utterly disgusting."
"I, on the other hand, will take a Double-Whopper combo, three large extra orders of onion rings, a couple of those Croissan'wiches, and a medium diet Coke"
"It's true, bright colors do make you look heavier."
Hell, good one...wish I'd have come up with something along the lines of "Damn, I should have worn the vertical striped mumu, it's much more slimming."
michael moores birth picture
To the small moonbat walking by:
"GET INNA MAH BELLY!"
"When I get on the scales, they read 'To be continued'? Very funny, you little brats! Let's see how funny it is when I drown you in a vat of hot sauce before putting you 'IN MAH BELLY'!"
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