1. "Oh, damn, that feels great. And to think I've been wasting my time lying down with lambs."
2. "Sorry, can't help it. I was raised by Siegfried and Roy."
3. "Das is gut, ja, meine fraulein?"
4. "Just a few more seconds, babe, and Napoleon Dynamite will have a new favorite animal, the German Tigherd!"
5. "In Korea, I'm considered an aphrodisiac and you're considered an entree."
6. "Would you stop worrying, it's just a cold sore!"
7. Wow, happiness really IS a warm puppy.
8. "No, I didn't say the baby tiger was botching everything up with his incompetence. I said he was screwing the pooch."
9. "Baby, is your name 'Frosted Flakes,' 'cos you're GRRRRRRRRREAT!"
10. Figures, thought the dog. The afterglow hasn't even faded and he's fast asleep already.