1. Well, I see someone's not missing out on too many SuperSized Combo Meals on account of the war. 2. Now, we see what Blair would have looked like if The Facts of Life had lasted another season.
3. "...A fat woman came into the shoe store today and asked for something to wear for a walk in the woods. Jokingly I suggested a sandwich sign saying 'Don't shoot, from the front I look human.'"
4. "I'm on a hunger strike for World Peace. Come back in Spring 2008 and see if I'm thinner."
5. Which protest group do you think she's from? I'm guessing M-o-o-o-o-ve-On.
6. If she's with International ANSWER, then the International QUESTION must be: "Can I SuperSize that for you?"
7. Ah, an anti-war protest. The only place on Earth where the smell is better down-wind of the Port-A-Potties.
8. What do you mean she's not that big? There's another moonbat in orbit around her?
9. "Fred Phelps called me a 'hellbound Sapphist' and plunged this cross into my forehead. I know there's a number I should call for this kind of emergency but... it's just gone."
10. Her elastic failed, and people bailed.
From Narley on a Tip From Van Helsing
36 comments:
The grasshopper never saw it coming.
By "New World Order", does she mean an order of pie?
That's a two-porta-potty gal if I've ever seen one!
Did Fergie and Weight Watchers part ways?
Visualize World Pizza
Okay, so imagine this Twinkie represents the lies of a typical presidential administration...oh nevermind. Do you have any Ho-Ho's? Or those little chocolate donuts? Just bring them all.
Ooompa ooompa ommpadee doo,
I've got another riddle for you.
What do you get when you have a screw loose?
No job and bad hair and you look like a moose!
You would do better not eating so much,
Then you might find a person to touch.
The way that Michael Jackson does.
To other gal walking by: "GET IN MAH BELLY!"
"You can have my Choco-dile when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"
"Hey hey! Ho Ho! Water and salad has to go!"
It would be a full hour before Penelope rolled over to discover that her puppy was not lost after all.
The needs of the belly outweigh the need for the loo.
Tina Yothers didn't do so well after Family Ties went off the air.
George Bush doesn't care about portly lesbians!
Uhm, Kitten?... "The 911 truth" is that cops come when you call that number. Did you perchance mean "9/11", you bloated sack of protoplasm?
Janie the Hutt
Obscure reference: As it moved forward, they noticed it had burned words into the field... "NO KILL I"
Veronica tried in vain to hold her breath as she quickly walked by. The smell of pickles and Yoo-Hoo were overwhelmingly nauseating.
Lovely Horta reference!
No Bon-Bons for Oil!
A passerby wonders why Penelope didn't notice the air hose before she sat on it.
Bush may be a divider, but that's not why her left and right buttocks have different zip codes.
That pair of undies has more 'X's on it than a Tracy Lords film!!
Penelope thinks, "I hope that goddamned Greenpeace doesn't try pushing me back into the water again."
Passerby thinks, "That reminds me - I should call Jenny Craig."
"Hey, Cindy...if you're gonna be in there all afternoon, could we get a courtesy flush?"
The other side of the sign says, "Will protest for food."
Security at the demonstration was provided by sumo novitiates.
The passerby wonders if grass will ever grow there again.
Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful.
Male walrus: "Hubba hubba!"
In the belly of the beast...
Nice catch, curious! V the K's audience is excellent at catching obscure refs. :)
On Ripley's tonight, the strange case of crop circles - how they form.
You can tell by the absence of lines at the Portopotties that organizers overestimated how many participants would be toilet-trained. Providing a grazing field was a nice touch though.
Perhaps when this moonbat isn't "visualizing peace," she can visualize using a Stairmaster.
Post a Comment