1. "Escort, my ass. You're a HOOKER Mikey, a HOOKER!"2. The Invitation Read, "Black Tie or Evening Gown," and Mikey didn't own a black tie.
3. In honor of Jacques Chirac's birthday, Mikey dresses like a French Whore.
4. It was hard work shedding those five lbs at fat camp, but at last, Mikey could fit into his Donna Karan original.
5. "Jimmy Carter likes his tricks femme, so bugger off!"
6. "I'm not an America-hating socialist drag-queen publicity whore... I'm just photoshopped that way."
7. Marilyn Manson rejected the new album cover art as just too disturbing.
8. Rosie O'Donnell dressing up? Or Mikey Moore coming out of the closet. You make the call.
9. Arianna Huffington and Michael Moore share the same matter transporter... with shocking results.
10. Who invited Janet Reno to the Oscars?
Blatantly Stolen from: Sondra K
19 comments:
Finally, after all these years, Andrew Sullivan finallty unveils 'The Boyfriend'
Be honest! Does this dress make me look fat?
Wow, great man-boobs you've got there, Mr. Moore. Thanks for sharing.
Here, we see Michael Moore dressed as a caricature of the Democratic Party; a tranvestite that is fat, bloated and white on the inside but wrapped in a facade of blackness for the appearance of relevance.
He's got the money, the politics, and the looks. If only Michael Moore were a widow, he would make a perfect bride for John Kerry.
What the hell?!! Where did you find that picture! Put it away, please! Jaysus!
Holy Shit! Helen Thomas's makeover makes her look WAY hotter!
"Dude, Where's My Lunch?"
"Bowling For Pastrami"
The "72 virgins", as promised in the Koran, were not what the martyrs were expecting.
"No, Mr.Moore, I will not pay you $5 for a "Dirty Sanchez", whatever that is."
I thought they said Courtney Love was getting better!
Now there's a "bush" I'd speak out against. (ugh. sorry)
What happens when the burqaa's come off.
I like big butts and I cannot lie/You other bruthas can't deny/When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist/And a round thing in your face...
Q: "What's black and white and 99% sure to clog your toilet?"
I believe that this is the state-sponsored poster promoting birth-control in communist red China...
Am I wrong or is that the dress that one of Kerry's daughters wore to some film award in Europe last year?
Mike's America, that's the one. It's been "digitally enhanced" to fit Mr. Moore's... uhm... "girth".
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