Saturday, September 10, 2005

"Moore, Moore, Moore... how do you like it? How do you like it?"

1. "Escort, my ass. You're a HOOKER Mikey, a HOOKER!"

2. The Invitation Read, "Black Tie or Evening Gown," and Mikey didn't own a black tie.

3. In honor of Jacques Chirac's birthday, Mikey dresses like a French Whore.

4. It was hard work shedding those five lbs at fat camp, but at last, Mikey could fit into his Donna Karan original.

5. "Jimmy Carter likes his tricks femme, so bugger off!"

6. "I'm not an America-hating socialist drag-queen publicity whore... I'm just photoshopped that way."

7. Marilyn Manson rejected the new album cover art as just too disturbing.

8. Rosie O'Donnell dressing up? Or Mikey Moore coming out of the closet. You make the call.

9. Arianna Huffington and Michael Moore share the same matter transporter... with shocking results.

10. Who invited Janet Reno to the Oscars?

Blatantly Stolen from: Sondra K

19 comments:

V the K said...

Finally, after all these years, Andrew Sullivan finallty unveils 'The Boyfriend'

von said...

Be honest! Does this dress make me look fat?

Tess Turbo said...

Wow, great man-boobs you've got there, Mr. Moore. Thanks for sharing.

bubbalove said...

Here, we see Michael Moore dressed as a caricature of the Democratic Party; a tranvestite that is fat, bloated and white on the inside but wrapped in a facade of blackness for the appearance of relevance.

Van Helsing said...

He's got the money, the politics, and the looks. If only Michael Moore were a widow, he would make a perfect bride for John Kerry.

Green Glass Beads said...

What the hell?!! Where did you find that picture! Put it away, please! Jaysus!

SOTG said...

Holy Shit! Helen Thomas's makeover makes her look WAY hotter!

SOTG said...

"Dude, Where's My Lunch?"

SOTG said...

"Bowling For Pastrami"

SOTG said...

The "72 virgins", as promised in the Koran, were not what the martyrs were expecting.

SOTG said...

"No, Mr.Moore, I will not pay you $5 for a "Dirty Sanchez", whatever that is."

SOTG said...

I thought they said Courtney Love was getting better!

SOTG said...

Now there's a "bush" I'd speak out against. (ugh. sorry)

SOTG said...

What happens when the burqaa's come off.

SOTG said...

I like big butts and I cannot lie/You other bruthas can't deny/When a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist/And a round thing in your face...

SOTG said...

Q: "What's black and white and 99% sure to clog your toilet?"

Submariner said...

I believe that this is the state-sponsored poster promoting birth-control in communist red China...

Mike's America said...

Am I wrong or is that the dress that one of Kerry's daughters wore to some film award in Europe last year?

SOTG said...

Mike's America, that's the one. It's been "digitally enhanced" to fit Mr. Moore's... uhm... "girth".