1. "Escort, my ass. You're a HOOKER Mikey, a HOOKER!"
2. The Invitation Read, "Black Tie or Evening Gown," and Mikey didn't own a black tie.
3. In honor of Jacques Chirac's birthday, Mikey dresses like a French Whore.
4. It was hard work shedding those five lbs at fat camp, but at last, Mikey could fit into his Donna Karan original.
5. "Jimmy Carter likes his tricks femme, so bugger off!"
6. "I'm not an America-hating socialist drag-queen publicity whore... I'm just photoshopped that way."
7. Marilyn Manson rejected the new album cover art as just too disturbing.
8. Rosie O'Donnell dressing up? Or Mikey Moore coming out of the closet. You make the call.
9. Arianna Huffington and Michael Moore share the same matter transporter... with shocking results.
10. Who invited Janet Reno to the Oscars?
Blatantly Stolen from: Sondra K