Tuesday, September 06, 2005
The Iron Dingbat Teabags A Child
1. "Sure, I'd love to go back to your gingerbread house, Senator Clinton."
2. "Wow, Mrs. Clinton. If we could have had your ass to shelter it, we could have saved the house."
3. "Yeah, yeah, you white women always say it's like rubbing a sheep's head. Most of you don't rub it with their boobs, though."
4. "Hope you like it in there, Kirk. Because Zargon and I have no intention of returning your bodies."
5. Hillary thought the Psychedelic Soccer Ball was cute until she got the crap kicked out of her by 5,000 Interdimensional Arsenal fans.
6. "So, Pamela Anderson donated one of her implants to help the Katrina evacuees. How nice."
7. A pygmy tribesman offers a gift to the junior senator from New York while behind her, others mutter "Sisi wuhoyafe ane ka m'bara ti ellen ucuru", which in swajili means, "flats and a pantsuit, I told you she was a dyke."
8. "Sauron's all-seeing eye? Hm, I may need that later."
9. "Dear, why don't you give that nasty, sticky ball back to Al Franken?"
10. "Give it to Hillary, Hillary knows what to do with it much better than you do." Hillary would later describe her tax policy as, "So simple, even a child could understand it."