1. "Cindy Sheehan announced the hiring of a new media representative this week..."2. How nature says, "Do not touch."
3. After cruising Match-dot-com for weeks, Cindy Sheehan finally found a personal ad that made her absolutely wet.
4. Obscure Reference Alert: "The Little Bushman did not know what to make of the satellite dish..."
5. "Woo-Hoo! I got tenure at Berkeley! I got tenure at Berkeley!"
6. "Now white man throw magic picture box in river. Then, my people release the one you call 'Hillary.'"
7. This guy went to the Air America Bake Sale and bought, like, four dozen brownies.
8. "The satellite dish broadcasts my thoughts to the saucer people, while the aluminum foil beanie protects my thoughts from the Mind Control Satellites. I got the idea from Dennis Kucinich."
9. "All right, somebody get Tom Cruise off the roof, cleaned up and dressed for his People Magazine photo spread... and thaw the kids of out of cryo-storage."
10. The Case Against Intelligent Design Presents: Exhibit A.
I don't even remember where I found this.
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Obscure Reference Reply: Allah must be crazy.
Can you hear me now?
"Hah! Screw them, if they think
I'm paying extra for a converter box."
See? I knew it, I knew they were trying to read my thoughts. And all this time you called me crazy, but now I have proof that they're listening to everything I say, and trying to program my brain, and I promise I won't make you grovel when you ask to borrow one of my aluminum foil hats.
"Aha! I'm picking up the signal from a distant galaxy..."
b-e-s-u-r-e-t-o-d-r-i-n-k-y-o-u-r-o-v-a-l-t-i-n-e
The lack of funding, both public & private, is really starting to take it's toll on SETI.
After radio stations around the world banned his music from the airwaves, Yusuf Islam decided to take matters in his own hands.
US Intelligence has finally discovered how al-Qaida has been getting their videos out to Al Jazeera...
"At last! After 2000 years of work, the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!"
Tommy, can you hear me?
Tommy, can you HEAR me?
Ain't that a cute l'il huntin' outfit? An' it comes complete with a D'lish tracking device for the spotted owl...
Wish I could post an audio caption - either Flight of the Valkyries or theme song from Close Encounters of the Third Kind would work...
Why can't lightning strike where you need it to?
Worst. Jesus Christ Superstar revival. Ever.
ObObscureReferenceCorrectReply: The Gods Must be Crazy.
Fun movie - I own both it and #2.
Dammit, I TRIED to tell everyone Cindy Sheehan was being controlled by someone else, but did you listen?.... nnnnOOOOOoooo!
Failed at being a sign twirler.
Jeff,
"ObscureReferenceCorrectReply"
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You see, in the Muslim faith...
...oh, forget it.
Gods Must Be Crazy (and pt 2) - good movies both!
You'd be surprised how non-obscure they actually are, I think...
Nah, I just have a smarter audience than most blogs. I bet none of those dull thuds at Wil Wheaton's blog would have gotten the reference.
"Did you eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippy days?"
andthenblammo!
Verizon introduces there latest line of high quality cell phones.
Happily, "Theatre in the Park"'s production of Godspell II: Chariots of the Gods? was short-lived.
Markos?...Maaarrrrkos
This Kos kid graduated from M.I.T.
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