1. "The Press Conference is in ten minutes, but I need twenty minutes to assume human form after I exit the Demon Realm. Tell them I'm... making love to my husband." "But Senator Clinton, shouldn't I tell them something believable?"
2. Blank expression. Half a brain. It's a Daily Kos poster all right.
3. "Mirror, Mirror, on the wall Holy Shit!!"
4. "The rest of Mr. Dahmer's apartment looks clean, I'm just gonna take a peek here in the freezer Holy Shit!!"
5. Highlight of the suspense classic, Hannibal Lechter Meets Little Orphan Annie.
Hat Tip: John Schneider