Thursday, September 15, 2005

"Here I Sit All Broken-Hearted..."

1. Instead of our usual Caption fodder, Caption This presents a peek into George Michael's subconscious.

2. Federico Fellini's ad campaign for Home Depot played well in the Blue States.

3. The NEA Grant committee was unimpressed. "Can't you crucify the Tidy Bowl Man, or put an American flag on the seat? Throw us a bone, will you?"

4. Now, all Andrew Sullivan had to do was wait for a thirsty dog and his public-sex-bestiality-tearoom fantasy would finally come true.

5. The Designers of the Flight 93 Islamic Crescent Memorial followed up with a design for a Memorial to Gitmo Koran Abuse.

6. The guys who were supposed to bring the giant papier-mache puppetheads just sort of got high and wandered off, so the protestors had to improvise.

7. "Hey, Fellini, you done with that sports page?"

8. Orwell's last unfinished manuscript described a dark, future dystopia where personal privacy had been eliminated, and bowel movements were monitored by yellow jumpsuited "Hygiene Brigades" for duration, size, and quality.

9. "Hey, look, human excrement... and they're protesting something."

10. "Hey, guys, one of the Olson twins just called. She just finished lunch and wants to know if any of you are going to get up soon."


Real Caption

Hat Tip: The Man

51 comments:

Jonathan said...

"I am Cornholio...I need TP for my bunghole! Plop-plop-plop-plop-plop-plop-plop!"

AM42 said...

Inspired by a recent surge in sales of the Insight, Honda intruduces a revolutionary line of single occupancy vehicles powered by the driver's own excrement.

AM42 said...

BTW, LMAO @ #5

AM42 said...

Hillary's speech writers, hard at work.

AM42 said...

If men really did run the world.

SOTG said...

"Greenpeace"?!?... Shouldn't it be "Brown Piece"?

SOTG said...

Aw man, DEVO was cool at one time... Now they're holding up signs for shitters?

SOTG said...

Front dude could wipe his ass with his hair...

...and probably has.

AM42 said...

Jose didn't really give a shit about the government's environmental policies, he just had to take a dump.

SOTG said...

My Spanish is crap... From the sign, I got "Don't itch your can. The politics are ambient".

However, I can fully articulate my question regarding the location of la biblioteca.

AM42 said...

"I've been sitting on the toi-let,
all the live long day...

SOTG said...

Cryps and Bloods people understood... But the "Canaries" never really caught on in L.A... Some blamed the repulsiveness of the "drive by shittings"

(thankyaverahmuch :)

AM42 said...

I've heard that in Mexico, the streets are paved in shit.

AM42 said...

"Pssst... excuse me. Can you spare a square?"

SOTG said...

Vincente's protest did not garner much sympathy. It did, however, garner a large ass-ring impression and a case of hemorhoids.

The Man said...

Greenpeace men sit down to pee.

SOTG said...

"SHCP" sign in background (in Triumph the Insult Dog voice):

"Stupid Hairy Crazy Poopers!"

SOTG said...

Holy shnikes! I thought "Dirty Sanchez" was a myth!

SOTG said...

Cheech Marin is sent back in time with 3 clones to destroy the worlds sidewalks in "The Toiletator"

SOTG said...

"Crap, no walls to scribble shit on."

SOTG said...

"Hey, you in front! How 'bout a courtesy flush, man!"

SOTG said...

I thought those fancy "see through" stalls in France were supposed to be only one way.

SOTG said...

Is that a teeny, tiny neocon genie sprouting from his head?

SOTG said...

I believe it was Einstein who theorized that as one approaches the speed of light, your line of perception curves in on itself... until the only thing you can see is a line of idiots crapping on the sidewalk.

SOTG said...

Thought bubble:
"I will NEVER eat at 'Burritos de Flaming Bunghole' again!"

AM42 said...

100 activists on 100 toilets will eventually produce a Michael Moore film.

Van Helsing said...

A team of researchers collect material for the next Michael Moore film.

AM42 said...

South of the Border Shriner parade

AM42 said...

The demonstration was proceeding without incident... but as the the Antique Fan Collectors Association gathered on the opposite corner, it was obvious that things were about to get really ugly.

AM42 said...

11:12AM ... 11:13AM
Wow van helsing, that was really close!

AM42 said...

Due to poor water quality & a diet high in bean intake, they play a somewhat different version of musical chairs in Tijuana.

AM42 said...

The ban on smoking in the workplace was such a success at improving indoor air quality, city officials eventually turned their attention to other sources of indoor air pollution.

AM42 said...

Mother Moonbat saw this display & thought "Now there's a group that can really help get my message to the people"

SOTG said...

"Do you mind, Mr. Photographer? I'm trying to take a Bill Maher here!"

SOTG said...

Auguste Rodin's lesser known statue work-of-art, "The Stinker"

SOTG said...

This is one protest I pray the "Reverend" Al Sharpton does NOT sit in on!

SOTG said...

It was clear that Marty's last journey into the past had serious repurcussions in the present.

(Fortunately, Doc Brown had a rather "unique" plan to generate the 1.21 Jigawatts necessary to send him back to correct the timeline.)

SOTG said...

"Uhm, when I said you guys should 'eat shit and die', you really didn't have to take me literally."

SOTG said...

Translation of sign being held by "Street Sweeper's Union":

I AM NOT CLEANING THAT UP

SOTG said...

NO ONE brought a magazine?... Not even a T.V. Guide?

SOTG said...

Ten bucks to whoever sniffs the end of 2nd guy's tie.

SOTG said...

"Oh, man... I pick TODAY to get the Hershey squirts?"

SOTG said...

Pedro was their leader. It was, after all, he who Googled weather conditions for the area and learned the wind would be blowing UP the street that day and took the most desired position of "Primary Crapper".

SOTG said...

Son Of The Godfather (sotg) realised that his excessive captioning of the photo revealed a more sinister side. A side that was laced mostly with "poopy" jokes.

Anonymous said...

"So I said, 'That's the stupidest idea for a protest I've ever heard! Next you'll think we should just line up a bunch of toilets on the sidewalk and sit on them with our pants down, with some dipwads holding a banner about flushing the environment down the toilet!

Me and my big mouth."

andthenblammo!

Anonymous said...

Sometimes, Montezuma's revenge is best served cold. And it's very, very cold on the sidewalk.

andthenblammo!

SOTG said...

So Condi let's all THESE guys take a potty break, but the Prez has to stay put?

SOTG said...

The real cause of Katrina... They all flushed at the same time.

SOTG said...

"Man, I could sure use those 'butt drilling' folks from a few captions ago..."

SOTG said...

A different kind of "crack" has been making the rounds in the inner city.

Jonathan said...

Camp Casey's applicants for new director of activism seemed to lack originality.