Friday, September 23, 2005

Going to the Dogs

1. "A raccoon? No way. That's just sick man."

2. "Oh, shit! One of the cats in first class just yelled 'Allah Akhbar!'"

3. "Ah, Rex and Brandy, I see you guys have decided to join the mile-high-club."

4. "4 bucks a drink? Screw them, I'm gonna spray the seat."

5. "Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?" "Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man."

6. "So, you guys up for some poker when we get to Vegas?"

7. "Egon! Venkman! Look, in the back of the plane! A full-form, free-floating, vaporous apparition!"

8. "Man, the Sky Marshal's really getting Medieval on that Care Bear back there."

9. "I tell you, they are totally going to spoil us when we get to Korea. Did you see that book they were reading, To Serve Dogs?"

10. "I can't believe they're flying us all the way to Pittsburgh to get tutored."

From: Knowledge Is Power

18 comments:

Submariner said...

"So get this! There was a beagle, a chow and a lab running down a country lane..."

Submariner said...

"I can't help it! I'm just soooo depressed that I can't tell if it's really bacon."

The Man said...

They are showing Ole Yeller on the bus? Ole Yeller? I cannot believe the bus driver's nerve.

Van Helsing said...

Two mechanical problems in two days. JetBlue is really going to the dogs.

Bad Penny said...

Obscure reference check: Is number 5 from the movie "Airplane"?

Matt Dolloff said...

hey its matt dolloff nice wow you do a lot of woork sorry i have not called in a long time ttyl

SOTG said...

Made SOTG laugh out loud: #1 & #2

SOTG said...

What's that smell??? Jeeeez Loooooeeeezzz! No more bacon for Rufus!

SOTG said...

"Anyone else back there having trouble licking their nuts in these tiny seats?"

SOTG said...

Now seating row K-9, seats A through D.

SOTG said...

"Bush doesn't care about Labradors!"

SOTG said...

"You think YOU have it bad?!?... My owner, Helen Thomas makes me do this thing with peanut butter..."

SOTG said...

"Ha, Ha, Goldy, very funny... Yes, we all heard you... there's a man on the wing... Now go back to sleep."

SOTG said...

Smartest thing we ever did when we took over... Making humans ride at the back of the bus.

SOTG said...

I see Hillary, Pelosi, Boxer, and McKinney... Bitches all.

Divine Miss M said...

Thankfully, the dogs couldn't read the yellow "Dumb Blondes On Board" sticker in the window.

ColoradoPatriot said...

Sparky was less disappointed with the suspension of in-flight meals as he was with the FAA regulation preventing him from flying with his head out the window.

ColoradoPatriot said...

Look everybody! There's a cat down there! Look! Another one!