1. "A raccoon? No way. That's just sick man." 2. "Oh, shit! One of the cats in first class just yelled 'Allah Akhbar!'"
3. "Ah, Rex and Brandy, I see you guys have decided to join the mile-high-club."
4. "4 bucks a drink? Screw them, I'm gonna spray the seat."
5. "Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?" "Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man."
6. "So, you guys up for some poker when we get to Vegas?"
7. "Egon! Venkman! Look, in the back of the plane! A full-form, free-floating, vaporous apparition!"
8. "Man, the Sky Marshal's really getting Medieval on that Care Bear back there."
9. "I tell you, they are totally going to spoil us when we get to Korea. Did you see that book they were reading, To Serve Dogs?"
10. "I can't believe they're flying us all the way to Pittsburgh to get tutored."
From: Knowledge Is Power
18 comments:
"So get this! There was a beagle, a chow and a lab running down a country lane..."
"I can't help it! I'm just soooo depressed that I can't tell if it's really bacon."
They are showing Ole Yeller on the bus? Ole Yeller? I cannot believe the bus driver's nerve.
Two mechanical problems in two days. JetBlue is really going to the dogs.
Obscure reference check: Is number 5 from the movie "Airplane"?
hey its matt dolloff nice wow you do a lot of woork sorry i have not called in a long time ttyl
Made SOTG laugh out loud: #1 & #2
What's that smell??? Jeeeez Loooooeeeezzz! No more bacon for Rufus!
"Anyone else back there having trouble licking their nuts in these tiny seats?"
Now seating row K-9, seats A through D.
"Bush doesn't care about Labradors!"
"You think YOU have it bad?!?... My owner, Helen Thomas makes me do this thing with peanut butter..."
"Ha, Ha, Goldy, very funny... Yes, we all heard you... there's a man on the wing... Now go back to sleep."
Smartest thing we ever did when we took over... Making humans ride at the back of the bus.
I see Hillary, Pelosi, Boxer, and McKinney... Bitches all.
Thankfully, the dogs couldn't read the yellow "Dumb Blondes On Board" sticker in the window.
Sparky was less disappointed with the suspension of in-flight meals as he was with the FAA regulation preventing him from flying with his head out the window.
Look everybody! There's a cat down there! Look! Another one!
Post a Comment