1. "A raccoon? No way. That's just sick man."
2. "Oh, shit! One of the cats in first class just yelled 'Allah Akhbar!'"
3. "Ah, Rex and Brandy, I see you guys have decided to join the mile-high-club."
4. "4 bucks a drink? Screw them, I'm gonna spray the seat."
5. "Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?" "Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man."
6. "So, you guys up for some poker when we get to Vegas?"
7. "Egon! Venkman! Look, in the back of the plane! A full-form, free-floating, vaporous apparition!"
8. "Man, the Sky Marshal's really getting Medieval on that Care Bear back there."
9. "I tell you, they are totally going to spoil us when we get to Korea. Did you see that book they were reading, To Serve Dogs?"
10. "I can't believe they're flying us all the way to Pittsburgh to get tutored."
From: Knowledge Is Power