1. After the four juveniles left his horribly maimed corpse by the side of the road, he finally got the message, with his dying breath he finally realized, "Trix really are for kids."
2. "What can you say about a giant fuzzy pink bunny who died? That she was beautiful and brilliant? That she loved Mozart and Bach, the Beatles, and me?"
3. If only people knew the shocking truth about the real source of Owens-Corning fiberglass insulation.
4. Soylent pink is made out of bunnies!!
5. "Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the bunny."
6. Al-Jazeera. "The Recumbent Rabbit resembles the name of Allah! Jihad! Jihad! Jihad!"
7. The Trix Rabbit was found dead outside a West Hollywood gay bar this morning. Police suspect auto-erotic asphyxiation and are seeking longtime companion Snuggles.
8. The Mary Kay Cosmetics testing lab has ways of dealing with whistleblowers.
9. The Jolly Green Giant would come to regret cheating on his wife withGlenn Close.
10. With a blood curdling shout of "Ah'll tell yuh whut's up, yuh fur-bearin' varmint!" Yosemite Sam whipped out his AK.