Tuesday, September 20, 2005

A Giant Pink Bunny Says What?

1. After the four juveniles left his horribly maimed corpse by the side of the road, he finally got the message, with his dying breath he finally realized, "Trix really are for kids."

2. "What can you say about a giant fuzzy pink bunny who died? That she was beautiful and brilliant? That she loved Mozart and Bach, the Beatles, and me?"

3. If only people knew the shocking truth about the real source of Owens-Corning fiberglass insulation.

4. Soylent pink is made out of bunnies!!

5. "Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the bunny."

6. Al-Jazeera. "The Recumbent Rabbit resembles the name of Allah! Jihad! Jihad! Jihad!"

7. The Trix Rabbit was found dead outside a West Hollywood gay bar this morning. Police suspect auto-erotic asphyxiation and are seeking longtime companion Snuggles.

8. The Mary Kay Cosmetics testing lab has ways of dealing with whistleblowers.

9. The Jolly Green Giant would come to regret cheating on his wife withGlenn Close.

10. With a blood curdling shout of "Ah'll tell yuh whut's up, yuh fur-bearin' varmint!" Yosemite Sam whipped out his AK.

From Ananova

17 comments:

Divine Miss M said...

Not surprisingly, the Giant Dead Easter Bunny proved a far more popular roadside attraction than the Giant Shirtless Santa Claus.

Van Helsing said...

Crop circles will be seen in a new light now that one of the visitors has been left behind.

Mcgyver said...

For twenty years, this thing will be decomposing on that Italian hillside. That is sad on soooo many levels.

Mcgyver, out

von said...

See if you can keep going and going now, bitch!

AM42 said...

Evidently, David Bowie finally had enough!

AM42 said...

Once Elwood P. Dowd was on the wagon, he forgot about his imaginary companion. However, Harvey- feeling bitter & rejected- took to the streets, got hooked on crack, whored himself for some quick fixes & eventually ended up like this.

AM42 said...

Snuffed by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

bubbalove said...

On August 29th, after months of coalescing, the dingleberry from Michael Moore's ass slowly opened its eyes as it became self-aware.

Merovign said...

Yeah, but after a few years, somebody's going to have to build a gigantic washing machine to sanitize that thing. It will be seriously funky.

Imagine driving down that road without knowing the bunny is there and seeing that thing. How many ways can you say "What the Hell..."?

SOTG said...

This scene did not make it into "Chariots Of The Gods?"

SOTG said...

The Ghostbusters had a secret plan, should the Stay Puft' Marshmallow Man ever decide to return.

SOTG said...

With his super-absorbent properties, Democrats unveiled their "Gi-normous Pink Levee Bunny", which would protect New Orleans for years to come.

(and #1 comment cracked me up!)

SOTG said...

The Nestle's Strawberry Quick rabbit was found dead late last night after an apparent binge of Coca Cola and Pop Rocks.

SOTG said...

Wonder how the city council meeting went... "So, we can spend the thousands of dollars on road repair, education improvements, feeding the hungry, providing shelters for the poor... OR, we can go with Guillome's '100 foot pink bunny' idea!"

Submariner said...

In a related story, Christine Hefner is suing the Italian government for copyright infringement. "Any bunny-related, artificially-enlarged items are obviously capitalizing on our trademark." she noted to Newsweek.

ColoradoPatriot said...

this image looks even more disturbing from a different angle.

SOTG said...

We didn't know what we were in for when we forced the "artist" to change the "Cresent of Embrace" memorial.