1. Donald Trump Revealed to Be Satan. Surprise Factor: 0.
2. Reverend Trump proclaims his intention to "Smack the demons of fornication from this woman's body." Good f'in' luck, Don.
3. Brick Tamlin's trajectory was perfect, but the Donald's reflexes were too quick... unfortunately.
4. "...And in the winner for 'Best Performance in a Series There's No Godly Reason for Anyone to Watch'... Oooooh, it looks like a tie!"
5. Puzzle pic: Can you find nine things in this picture that make Andrew Sullivan horny? Ready? Go! (Hint, he like him the green pumps, oh yeah!)
6. Arnold Ziffle was also slated to appear, but a clause in his contract only allowed him to appear on-stage with a maximum of one other pig.
7. It really wasn't such a big deal that Victor David Hanson won his debate with Arianna Huffington... Mr. Haney could have won a debate with Arianna Huffington.
8. "This is the pitchfork that killed Amarosa... and its thirst for blood is not yet quenched..."
From the Detroit News
P.S. I'm a little handicapped on this one, never having seen a single episode of "he Apprentice" or "Will & Grace."