Monday, September 19, 2005

Further Signs of the Apocalypse

1. Donald Trump Revealed to Be Satan. Surprise Factor: 0.

2. Reverend Trump proclaims his intention to "Smack the demons of fornication from this woman's body." Good f'in' luck, Don.

3. Brick Tamlin's trajectory was perfect, but the Donald's reflexes were too quick... unfortunately.

4. "...And in the winner for 'Best Performance in a Series There's No Godly Reason for Anyone to Watch'... Oooooh, it looks like a tie!"

5. Puzzle pic: Can you find nine things in this picture that make Andrew Sullivan horny? Ready? Go! (Hint, he like him the green pumps, oh yeah!)

6. Arnold Ziffle was also slated to appear, but a clause in his contract only allowed him to appear on-stage with a maximum of one other pig.

7. It really wasn't such a big deal that Victor David Hanson won his debate with Arianna Huffington... Mr. Haney could have won a debate with Arianna Huffington.

8. "This is the pitchfork that killed Amarosa... and its thirst for blood is not yet quenched..."


From the Detroit News

P.S. I'm a little handicapped on this one, never having seen a single episode of "he Apprentice" or "Will & Grace."

11 comments:

SOTG said...

Trump's toupe looking incredibly like a Tom Sawyer hat.

SOTG said...

For the really high note in Trump's song, Megan had to perform a "reach under".

SOTG said...

That Ron Howard did not age well.

SOTG said...

They pulled farmer Ted's mask off to reveal the Donald Himself was haunting the building...
"And I'd a gotten away with it, too! if it hadn't a been for those meddlin' kids in their Mystery Machine!"

The case of The Green Transvestite Ghost had been solved.

SOTG said...

V the K was forced to Photoshop the image when it was discovered the pitchfork tines resembled the Muslim symbol for Allah...

If you were drunk...

And a little stoned.

SOTG said...

Suspecting he was the next to hear "You're fired", African American contestant Fred Beatlemyer organized the event for Mr. Trump...

"Yes sir, that is correct, it's a 'costume Emmy' celebration, and you're slated to appear in a Buckweat outfit. If you can find blackface somewhere, it would be a riot!"

SOTG said...

And to the audience's delight, Megan performed the next part of her ventriloquist act while drinking a glass of water.

SOTG said...

It was all going SO well... Until they heard a loud "thunk" noise and Trump fell forward with the spear in his spine.

SOTG said...

Bill Clinton's brother Roger pulls a John Kerry and hooks a rich widow.

Van Helsing said...

That's the first time a picture ever made my ears hurt.

Merovign said...

And the narrators voice slowly overtook the musical, saying:

"Maybe it's true. Maybe they were right. Maybe I had finally become what they always said I'd become. A madman. A psycho killer."

(that's 2 levels of obscurity, there)