1. Andrew Sullivan quickly grew annoyed with the boyfriend's Slim Pickens fetish.
2. I'd hate to see the flesh tuxedo.
3. "All right, let's fire these things into those levees and drown some black people!"
4. "I never should have put my human penis into her sharkgina."
5. I am reminded of the irony of Rock Hudson in Ice Station Zebra saying "I am not sticking another torpedo up that spout."
6. "Dr. Freud, you have a call on the white courtesy phone! Dr. Freud, please pick up the white courtesy phone!"
7. "Hey, are those hippies from the other day still around? 'Cos I just had an an awesome bong idea."
8. "It's a torpedo... but I am happy to see you."
9. 'Ow to speak Australian: "Strap On."
10. The new Bob Dole Viagra commercials were deliciously whimsical.
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