1. Anatomically correct crash test dummies? Now, I've seen everything.
2. "Yellow sex robots are into golden showers. Just don't ask about C-3PO unless you're really, really jaded."
3. "You mean I tore off that human's hands and affixed them to my robot arms, just so I could pleasure you, and still you blow me off. You're a tease, Greta, nothing but a tease."
4. "I hate these places. Everybody's so phony."
5. "So, you're not down with a three-way? It's because we're yellow, isn't it?"
6. "No, no, no... Scientology isn't some kind of cult that demands total conformity and surrender of individual identity. Just ask Brian-289."
7. "Crash Test? I wish! No, we're the 'Accurate Urinal Aiming Test Dummies.'"
8. "Excuse me, human female, I couldn't help but notice the prescription psychoactive medications in your purse, and the look of abject failure in your eyes. Let me guess, 'Dated Dean, Married Kerry?'"
9. "So, that's a negatory on the lap dance?"
10. "An android, a clone, and a Klingon walk into a bar, stop me if you've heard this one before..."