1. Michael Moore's personal assistants bring a light snack between takes of his Hurricane Katrina "documentary." 2. Putting their FEMA Emergency Relief debit cards to work, Tyrone and Leroy round up some buckets to help bail out their flooded homes.
3. "So, I said to him, 'Yeah, I know who you are. And I Am Sam was a g-dd-m piece of crap.' Then, I held his head under the water until the bubbles stopped and took his boat. Want some chicken?"
4. Bad idea: Michael Brown in Charge of Hurricane Relief. Worse idea: Dave Chappelle in charge of hurricane relief.
5. I don't get it. What's so racist about cruising for chicks?
6. "The way we figure it, who's gonna notice one more corpse of an old white guy in a white suit floating in the floodwater."
7. In the Quentin Tarantino version of Moby Dick, Queequeg plugs Ahab in the face with a .45 while reciting the old testament, then takes a boat load of Extra Crispy back into the hood.
8. Unable to get funding from a major studio for a film version of The Old Man and the Sea, the director was forced to resort to Extreme Product Placement.
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Here we see two black men FINDING some chicken.
Two cash-strapped entrepreneurs found a profitable niche providing local voodoo practitioners with "one whole chicken."
George Bush doesn't care about chicken or the guys with the boat.
"It's finger lootin' good!"
Oh, is that what the Huffington Post article meant?... Oh my God...
Kentucky Fried Chicken is BLACK PEOPLE! IT'S BLACK PEOPLE!
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton in "Undercover Brutha's 2: Shakedown of the Colonel".
Kerry's hurricane aid arrives late.
Fat Albert and Weird Harold bring around indispensible food items during the height of the flooding.
"Now if we could just find a trunk full of beer to wash this down with..."
"I don't care how much that tuna company yells, this really is 'Chicken of the Sea'. It's in a damn boat, isn't it?"
andthenblammo!
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