Thursday, September 08, 2005

Clown Orgy!

1. John Wayne Gacy returns from Hell to join Cindy Sheehan's 'Defeat America' bus tour. And, he brought friends.

2. "Is that Butt Drilling truck still following us? I told you guys not to seltzer those roughnecks. O.K. We'll send out Korky to take one for the team."

3. Louisiana Governor Katherine Blanco and her hand-picked team of emergency management experts arrive in New Orleans.

4. Due to a typo on their website, the Leftist Rent-a-Mob didn't realize they were going to an anti-cloning rally. Fortunately, no one noticed.

5. Can't sleep. Clowns will seat me.

6. "For the last time you guys, Enterprise was all out of tiny cars, so we had to rent the bus."

7. Robert Byrd and David Duke were co-hosts at the annual meeting of the Ku Klux Klowns.

8. "Looks like Doodles is being eaten by a swarm of compys and Jingles was just carried off by a pterydactyl. Maybe this clown tour of Jurassic Park wasn't such a good idea."

9. "Circus? No, this is the convention of Tammy Faye Bakker impersonators."

10. Don't bother...they're here.

Blatantly Stolen From: Knowledge Is Power

9 comments:

von said...

moveon.org drove in to New Orleans on a bus today to get a closer look at the hurricane damage.

SOTG said...

Is THIS why they couldn't use those busses down in New Orleans?!?

SOTG said...

The Democratic Underground errs in their decision to come above ground.

SOTG said...

"Uh guys... not from nuttin', but lookin' out the window here... Does that kinda look like a train headlight?"

Submariner said...

Dateline; 2004 The New York state party delegate contingent arrives in Boston with great anticipation for "sticking it to BusHitlerHalliburton this year and ..."


BTW; nice Judy Collins reference, V...

bubbalove said...

The busload of Democratic National Committee members listen raptly to Howard Dean, however a few begin to wonder where they are headed when they notice the dark surroundings with sporadic fires and little red men with pitchforks headed for the bus.

Submariner said...

"...and we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeeeaarrghhhhh!"

Howie the Dem learns first hand that Disney tour guide is not a viable post-politics career choice.

Van Helsing said...

Better late than never — Mayor Nagin uses an idle bus to evacuate his staff from New Orleans.

Merovign said...

I. Hate. Clowns.