Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Behind the Scenes at Chuck-E-Cheese

1. "One Order General Tso chicken coming up!"

2. Nutria... the other other other other other white meat.

3. "Yeah, well, despite all your rage, I'm still gonna smash your brains out with this mallet."

4. "Make fun all you want, Caption Boy. The NEA just gave me a $40,000 grant to do this."

5. "What? Can't a Chinese lady and her pet rat act out the Croquet scene from Heathers without PETA getting their bloomers in a wad?"

6. What Gwen Stefani's job would be in a fair and just universe.

7. "Don't worry, Mr. Gere, this will just leave him lightly stunned so we can shave and grease him."

8. Among the long term impacts of hurricane Katrina were mutagenic effects on wildlife from the release of chemicals into the water system. On the other hand, they make a very piquant gumbo.

9. "Bummer that your horse spontaneously combusted in fourth race, but you're into Big Tony for 20 large, and I gotta break your skull."

10. "One 'beef' Chalupa coming up!"

Hat Tip: Frank IBC

18 comments:

AM42 said...

Don't be fooled... the Chinese version of "Whack-a-mole" is not as easy as it looks.

SOTG said...

Should we contact "PETA" or "pita"?

SOTG said...

Rat: "I've got that danged song from Sgt.Peppers Lonely Heart's Club Band stuck in my head! Dang, what was the name of that song?... Something about a guy named Maxwell..."

SOTG said...

I'm reminded of a Monty Python sketch... Was it Three Blind Mice?

SOTG said...

All the experimentation, gene enhancements, and DNA manipulation could not keep Herman the hyper-intelligent rat from his date with the swift, warm thud of the sledgehammer.

SOTG said...

"Gee, I don't know, stupid human bitch, what is the last thing to go through my mind after degrading you?"

bubbalove said...

Here, a Chinese lady demonstrates what she would do to the mayor of New Orleans if she lived there.

Van Helsing said...

A Vietnamese doctor tests out a new anesthesia procedure on a low-level communist official.

SOTG said...

Immediately after his leap, Sam Beckett new this would be one of his most difficult missions.

ColoradoPatriot said...

Where SPAM comes from

iggyfroggy said...

lol. cute. i want a pet rat like that!

Submariner said...

Gallagher's head writer thought of a new finale but needed to test the hypothesis...

Divine Miss M said...

While going about her daily grind, Chen-yuan often sang quietly to herself the lullaby her mother sang to her as a child:
My rat is fat
So now I'll dine
and eat all up
this rat of mine!

Frank IBC said...

LMAO!

Glad I could be of service. :)

Mean Thing said...

Kim Jong Il's personal chef getting Willard ready for the banquet honoring Michael Jackson.

Rodney Dill said...

"I think we're gonna need a bigger hammer."

Anonymous said...

Looks like "mystery meat" is no longer a mystery....

andthenblammo!

Frank IBC said...

Mr. Rat!!! Mr. Rat!!!

Check 6!!! Check 6!!!