Sunday, August 28, 2005

You Kids Get Out of My Yard!

1. Dale used to be an engineer on the B&O. Now, he just makes choo-choos in his Depends, which leads to B.O.

2. "Do I look like a serial killer Nazi pervert? You just keep right on walkin', caption boy."

3. "Where is that muscly-armed paperboy?"

4. Ashton Kutcher eventually moved on from Demi Moore, but his love of trucker caps was life-long.

5. "I really should go in and clean my bong."

7 comments:

Jonathan said...

"If Ed were still alive, he'd join me in saying: 'We thank you for your support!'"

Rodney Dill said...

It was hell recalls former child.

Divine Miss M said...

The winner of the annual "Have a day" poster-guy contest. :-|

Chevy Rose said...

"I'm wearing Depends, can you tell? I whizzel when I walk."

Van Helsing said...

Since Ethel stopped moving and talking, she had developed such a bad case of B.O. that Henry found himself spending more and more time out on the porch.

Jonathan said...

Clyde glared angrily at the uncouth teens who laughed at him when he answered their question with a "Fo Shizzle, homies."

Submariner said...

Since hearing the song "I touch myself," Stanley had been arrested over a dozen times for public indecency.