1. Dale used to be an engineer on the B&O. Now, he just makes choo-choos in his Depends, which leads to B.O.
2. "Do I look like a serial killer Nazi pervert? You just keep right on walkin', caption boy."
3. "Where is that muscly-armed paperboy?"
4. Ashton Kutcher eventually moved on from Demi Moore, but his love of trucker caps was life-long.
5. "I really should go in and clean my bong."