"Dear Hugo, last night with you was bliss. I fear my.. orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work. I love you madly, Fidel.
1. "Does it feel good when I touch you there? It does, doesn't it?"
2. "Don't worry, cara mia. Fidel will protect you from Pat Robertson."
3. "Spank me, comrade! Spank me like a four-year-old at Kmart!"
4. "Let's call Jimmy Carter and see if he's up for a three way?"
5. "Aw, Hugo, you arranged to have a dissident tortured just for me?"
6. "Cindy Sheehan... or Jane Fonda." "Jeez, Comrade, if those were my choices, I'd just saw it off."
7. Singing "... Oh Fidel / How I'd love to lay you down / And lick every inch of your body with my tongue. / Fidel, you're my sexual fantasy. / How 'bout you and me get it together and make sweet love?..."
8. "Why don't I slip into a wrestling singlet and just let you... um, just feel around for a while?"
9. They say the only different between a straight brutal tyrant and a gay brutal tyrant is a six-pack.
10. "Come on, what was in my mojito ecstasy or roophies? It was ecstasy wasn't it? Wasn't it? Because I feel tingly and there's a warm glow emanating from your crotch..."
Blatantly Stolen from Moonbattery, but also suggested by Bubba Love