1. "See, Billy, I told you that weekend at Neverland Ranch would pay off for us."
2. "30 points for the cripple."
3. "Really, grandpa, you and Anna Nicole Smith? You magnificent bastard."
4. "... and then he said, 'no, I can't play go-carts with you, I have to water my flowers,' so I kicked his ass."
5. "No, grandpa, NASCAR, dammit, not Formula One. I want to pretend you're Dale Earnhardt and I'm Jeff Gordon. Then, while they're prying your charred remains from a hulk of twisted metal, I'll be getting my pork sword serviced by Daisy-Duke-wearing groupies from the cheap seats."