Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Ward Churchill Visits Mother Moonbat

1. Do my fingers still smell like Al Sharpton? Yes, they do.

2. "Whew, do you think you drank enough firewater, chief? Try not to breathe near an open flame, okay?"

3. Mother Moonbat becomes an official member of the Village People. Jeff Kay is so jealous.

4. Mother Moonbat flashes back to her night in the 'Love Tent' with Michael Moore. The things that man could do with a feather.

5. "Chief, if it wouldn't be too much trouble, Tuhrayzun Heinz Kerry wants to know if you could run your head-dress over the woodwork?"

6. "Your new name will be, 'Bat Who Barks At Moon.'"

7. "Wow, Al Sharpton sure did take off in a hurry when you invited him into the 'Love Tent.'"

8. "Your new Indian name will be, 'Stinks With Hippies.'"

9. "Get off my ancestors' occupied land and go back to Ireland, you white devil bitch."

10. An Indian pays homage to the white cow held sacred by his people.

11. Obscure Reference Only the Divine Miss M Might Get: The chief wondered if 'Bat Who Barks at Moon' would show pleasant enthusiasm if he mounted her.

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25 comments:

Jonathan said...

Mother Moonbat reacts with horror to the news that Florida State University will be allowed to keep the "offensive" Seminoles mascot.

SOTG said...

"Little-Dances-With-Bats" tried to conceal her pain as she was prepared for her ceremonial entry into the Moonbat Tribe with a bone pierced through each breast she would later be suspended by.

(Sorry for the run-on sentence and obscure reference to "A Man Called Horse"... I think)

SOTG said...

It's fun to stay at Camp C-A-SEE-Y / It's fun to stay at Camp C-A-SEE-Y / They have everything, for a loon to enjoy / You can stay up with all the goys.

Van Helsing said...

Cindy smothers a cry as her prom date pricks her good while pinning on a corsage.

SOTG said...

Upset by her "runner up" status to Martin Sheen, Cindy Sheehan is sworn in as Vice President of the Camp.

SOTG said...

Perhaps it was the elderly Native American fondling her boobies that triggered it, but in a brief moment of mental clarity, Cindy realized the absurdity her cause had become and burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.

Later, lefty bloggers would report that neo-con controlled black vans had dispersed laughing gas throughout the ditch.

bubbalove said...

Realizing the new Cindy clone from Soros Industries was becoming self-aware, the Move-On Medicine Man reacts quickly to inject more mind-control drugs with one hand and grab her heart plug with the other.

SOTG said...

"Cindy, quick, while I pretend to adjust your microphone... You've got a large, shiny, green nose goblin hangin' there! You're grossing everyone out! Seriously... What?... The mic is ON?..."

SOTG said...

"Now let's give a big ol' Dating Game kiss..."

SOTG said...

She had gone too far... Her continuous non-sequitor rants had gotten Cindy dishonorably exiled from the "Spirit in the Sky" club.

Chip said...

"Look, Cindy, nobody said ritual piercings were going to be painless."

SOTG said...

"Pheeeew! Is Michael Moore eating peanuts and cheese again?"

SOTG said...

A mortified Cindy covers her mouth after her un-P.C. suggestion that Johnny Manyfeathers should cry for the cameras after seeing all the trash all the other moonbats leave behind.
"You know Johnny," she said, "like that injun whut was in that commercial!"

SOTG said...

"Oh come on Cindy!... This peyote will mellow you out!... Really! Just try it!"

SOTG said...

As Cindy made a "Woo-Woo!" American Native war cry in jest, Johnny Manyfeathers incapacitated her with the snapping of her collarbone.

Divine Miss M said...

"Come live with me in my tepee, Little Big Man. You can sleep on soft furs and I will be your wife."

SOTG said...

"Holy shnikes, I didn't want to believe it," Cindy said shaking her head softly, "They said I 'jumped the shark' after the Moore thing, then the staged-crosses-photo-op, and now an Indian... Christ, if this were a sitcom, I'd be looking for my identical twin cousin about now. CAN WE COME UP WITH SOME NEW IDEAS PEOPLE?!?"

SOTG said...

Johnny Manyfeathers suspicions proved true...

Cindy pulled off the faceplate, revealing that she indeed was a fembot, manufactured, programmed, and sent by none other than the Master Bot, Hillary.

SOTG said...

"Hey, want to see something cool, Cindy?... If you keep your arm like that, and I put mine up next to it like this... It forms a big 'W'! Pretty cool, huh? he he"

SOTG said...

The Crawford heat proved too much for Cindy as she ralphed all over the noble Johnny Manyfeathers. The faux paux would merit an Indian attack resulting in thousands of dead moonbats. History would record the unfortunate incident as "The glitch in the ditch".

(Oh, alright, that wasn't great but my shift is over :)

It's My Life said...

OMG...this is too funny. I'm rolling...GREAT blog. I'm glad I happened across it.
Kel

foreign devil said...

Very funny. Here's a montage of vintage Cindy performances in the MSM pulled together by The Political Teen:

http://www.manilatimes.net/national/2005/aug/31/yehey/opinion/20050831opi6.html

Her whiney ad is on both FOX and CNN today but in light of the suffering happening in the south because of the flood it's really coming off as inappropriate. There are all these people suffering and possibly (probably) dying and there's Cinderblok whining on "Mr. President...you need to blah, blah, blah! Mr. President, I blah, blah whine!" Doesn't she have a home to go to? This self-centered witch is becoming beyond irrelevant...she's becoming a bloody irritant when there are REAL EMERGENCIES AND SUFFERING OUT THERE!

CINDY SHEEHAN...you need to Sit Down and STFU! Your are beyond self-centered!

V the K said...

"Whew... thanks a lot, Chief 'Cuts the Cheese.' Maybe next time, you could make a run for the border after the ceremony."

"Now, you'll notice Cindy, the sleeves on this sweater connect in the back..."

Divine Miss M said...

Mother Moonbat has a lot in common with Chief Walking Eagle. Why do they call him Chief Walking Eagle? Because he's so full of crap, he can't get off the ground!

Merovign said...

Ms Sheehan is so far beyond self-centered we need a new word for it.