Thursday, August 11, 2005

That is not a normal human facial expression



1. "He's been like that ever since he saw the Brigitte Neilson-Anna Nicole Smith boob-grabbing catfight."

2. This Hallowe'en's hottest mask: Jack Nicholson on Prozac.

3. John really, really enjoys his pocket pool.

4. "We warned him that seeing Helen Thomas in her underwear would freeze his face into a permanent Death Rictus, but would he listen? No?"

5. "You've been eating what?

6. "Why do they flash the Bat Signal every time I show up at one of these events?"

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brigitte vs. Anna Nicole in catfight? That must be a long time ago or what? I do not know, but think that Brigitte can kick ass if she want to in a catfight with Anna Nicole.

Anna N. is a big lady but not stronger than Brigitte.

jeff said...

The Brigitte vs. Anna Nicole photo is about 5 posts back...

Cybrludite said...

Good old fashioned nightmare fuel...

Jonathan said...

"Mama always said that if I made this face often enough, it would get stuck like this!"

Jonathan said...

The Joker, in his older years...

tomslick said...

Can you find the retired evil clown on viagra in this pic?

SOTG said...

"If I just smile and act normal, no one will notice me letting out a little gas... Oh uh, squeaker!"