1. All I know is, I'm going to look really dumb if this isn't actually shinola.
3. "Wow, Cindy Sheehan's last shred of decency. I wonder how much it will fetch on eBay."
4. Peter Parker's less fortunate brother was bitten by a radioactive dung beetle.
5. For centuries after the Catholic Church elevated Calista Flockhart to sainthood, worshippers treated the relics of her Holy Bulimia with utmost reverence.
6. "Anybody got a fan I can hit this with?"
7. Matt didn't understand why his friends thought was nothing cooler than "getting shit-faced on the weekend," but he was determined to find out for himself.
8. "I can't believe I almost stepped in this!"
9. "Matt Damon... in the woods... with a turd." Caption or Clue solution. You be the judge.
10. "At last, the final piece is in place for DailyKos's Master Plan to Destroy the DLC (TM). Wait until he flings this at Tom Vilsack!"
Blatantly Stolen from: Mr Cranky