Wednesday, August 17, 2005
1. As her tortured rendition of "I Touch Myself" went on and on, the air became thick with the smell of every man in the audience turning gay.
2. Just when you thought it could not possibly get any worse, Yoko commences her "Armpit Solo."
3. Say what you will, I think Kim Jong-Il looks fabulous in his studded yellow jacket.
4. (ORA!)"Day Eez No excaping us, Ohgazmo. Pee-pare ah mee so doom!"
5. "... and a big shout out to Courtney Love, Cindy Sheehan, and anyone else who, like me, pimped the corpse of a loved one for fame and fortune. Come on, ladies, don't leave me hangin'"
6. "Yo, Kobe! Over here, I'm open!"
7. "Stay Away from my boobs, Brigitte Neilson, or feel the Wrath of the Raised Fist of the Yellow Scorpion!"
8. "I... Am...KIROK!!!!"
9. Rejected Mortal Kombat Characters: Succubus Yellowjacket.
10. Yoko plots to seduce Brett Favre and break up the Green Bay Packers.
Blatantly Stolen From: Sondra K