Sunday, August 28, 2005

Mother and Brother Moonbat

1. Insert "Hillary's Big Fat Ass" Caption here.

2. Unfortunately, Al Sharpton had cut and pasted the wrong talking points into his cue cards, and was telling supporters Cindy Sheehan was "in a persistent vegetative state," and should not be starved to death. No one noticed, though.

3. "Damn, you hippies sure do attract a lot of flies."

4. "Yo! Kobe, over here, I'm open. Right here, next to the crazy white bitch."

5. Cindy Sheehan is struck that from the right angle, Al Sharpton is a dead ringer for Della Reese.

6. Al Sharpton, suddenly realizing what effect rising petroleum prices will have on his hair oil, suddenly suffers a massive coronary.

7. Hey, wouldn't it be ironic if Al Sharpton debated Robert Byrd on Crossfire?

8. "Yadda yadda yadda racism ...yadda yadda yadda economic inequality...(damn, that bitch smells like a septic tank backed up) ...yadda yadda yadda people united, not defeated, et c... "

9. Note to race-hustlers: When speaking in public, try not to gesture like Al Jolson.

10. "Whew, it's hot out here. Would any of you Stormfront guys mind goose-stepping over to the concessions and getting me some bottled water?"


Lost in the 60's said...

I can't decide if the guy in the red shirt is crying because of what Bro' Al is describing with his hand gestures, or Al is gesturing to show the size of what he gave the guy in the red shirt to make him cry...

bubbalove said...

Al speaks: "I've got a chocolate stick this long that's ready for some liberal action!"
Cindy thinks:"Allright! Maybe I'll at long-last get some lovin' after all these decades! Casey? Casey? What do you think son?"
Guy in red shirt reacts:" Dammit to hell! There goes my chance of scoring with these hippy chicks."

lawhawk said...

I can't help but hum Alanis Morisette's 'Ironic' after reading #7. Damn you v the k. Damn you to hell.

Oh wait, you've already been there and back.


carl said...

"I used to like them lean and mean, but after seeing Hillary's..."

"Let me introduce you to a woman who is a popular as the turd a laid this morning..."

Not only am I a Liberal dick but I have a Liberal dick this long..."

My Mama said I would go far in politics."

"Cindy Sheehan has intelligence, good looks, political power and it will only get her so far...thats why I'm here!"

lawhawk said...

Michelle Malkin shows Al* and Cindy** in a loving embrace that just screams for comments.

*Al Sharpton, the race-baiting charlatain and demogogue, who owes Steven Pagones countless thousands of dollars in damages for ruining Pagones' reputation over the Tawana Brawley debacle.

**Cindy Sheehan, whose son was killed by terrorists in Iraq, blames President Bush for that death, and considers the US evil, thinks that David Duke and Stormfront are an acceptable member of her entourage, and finds comfort in the media swarm of hundreds of journalists covering her merry little band of wackjobs.

elvis said...

V the K-
You are effin' hilarious!

"...a dead ringer for Della Reese."

[wiping the okra off my monitor now]

John said...

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see...

Kevin Walker said...

On one hand, I could be a race-baiter, or on the other, I could be wearing a wrestling outfit while being fondled by a gay brutal tyrant in South America. And so the reason why I'm here: anyone got a leotard?

V the K said...

Meanwhile, over at Camp Reality, a very different Al was telling the crowd how he scored four touchdowns in his last game with Polk High.

Kevin Walker said...

"... going to the delux apartment in the sky." No one else joined in.

John said...

"Be sure when attempting the 'cat's cradle' to keep your pinkies separated from the rest of the fingers like I'm doing here. This will allow you flexibility and control over the yo-yo.'

Van Helsing said...

"No, really. I had to flush three times."

SOTG said...

"So the camp is here, and the airport is here.

How fast can I put this distance between me and this crazy white woman? Hope we don't get nabbed for speedin'! he he."