1. Insert "Hillary's Big Fat Ass" Caption here.
2. Unfortunately, Al Sharpton had cut and pasted the wrong talking points into his cue cards, and was telling supporters Cindy Sheehan was "in a persistent vegetative state," and should not be starved to death. No one noticed, though.
3. "Damn, you hippies sure do attract a lot of flies."
4. "Yo! Kobe, over here, I'm open. Right here, next to the crazy white bitch."
5. Cindy Sheehan is struck that from the right angle, Al Sharpton is a dead ringer for Della Reese.
6. Al Sharpton, suddenly realizing what effect rising petroleum prices will have on his hair oil, suddenly suffers a massive coronary.
7. Hey, wouldn't it be ironic if Al Sharpton debated Robert Byrd on Crossfire?
8. "Yadda yadda yadda racism ...yadda yadda yadda economic inequality...(damn, that bitch smells like a septic tank backed up) ...yadda yadda yadda people united, not defeated, et c... "
9. Note to race-hustlers: When speaking in public, try not to gesture like Al Jolson.
10. "Whew, it's hot out here. Would any of you Stormfront guys mind goose-stepping over to the concessions and getting me some bottled water?"