1. "Hrrrrr-ock ptui!"
2. "Baby, let's mate and have some caramel-colored, media-whore children."
3. Reverend Sharpton fought for restraint, although he knew one quick sharp turn of her neck and the media would be all his, once again.
4. "Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans." -- Courtesy: Surreal Compliment Generator.
5. "Of all the media whores I've ever met, I like you best."
6. "Admit it, I make you wet, don't I?"
7. "Let's head over to the 'Love Tent.' Remember, the safety word is 'banana.'"
8. "Hey, I can see your nipples through that top; color, shape, aureolas, everything!"
9. "Oh, Al, nothing gets my motor running like a thick, greasy thatch of armpit hair."
10. "... a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!" Al and Cindy soon found they had extremely compatible senses of humor.
Hat Tip: Michelle Malkin via Lawhawk