Monday, August 29, 2005

More Fun with Al and Cindee

1. "Hrrrrr-ock ptui!"

2. "Baby, let's mate and have some caramel-colored, media-whore children."

3. Reverend Sharpton fought for restraint, although he knew one quick sharp turn of her neck and the media would be all his, once again.

4. "Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans." -- Courtesy: Surreal Compliment Generator.

5. "Of all the media whores I've ever met, I like you best."

6. "Admit it, I make you wet, don't I?"

7. "Let's head over to the 'Love Tent.' Remember, the safety word is 'banana.'"

8. "Hey, I can see your nipples through that top; color, shape, aureolas, everything!"

9. "Oh, Al, nothing gets my motor running like a thick, greasy thatch of armpit hair."

10. "... a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!" Al and Cindy soon found they had extremely compatible senses of humor.

Hat Tip: Michelle Malkin via Lawhawk

14 comments:

tomslick said...

DUMB AND DUMBASS

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Anonymous said...

Yeah I can get Tawanna down here. Not-a-problem.

bubbalove said...

Using an old fishbowl, take one America-Hater, add in one Race-Baiter, Mix well with equal dashes of political correctness, anti-semitism, socialism and multiculturalism. Bake under the hot glow of the MSM spotlight and viola! You can then serve up heapin' helpin's of the Democratic Party.

Van Helsing said...

Hey, baby. Later you wanna go spray-paint some swastikas at the nearest synagogue?

SOTG said...

Ebony and Ivory / together in perfect moonbattery...

SOTG said...

In their twilight years, Lando Calrissian and Princess Leiah decide to chuck tradition out the window and elope.

SOTG said...

Rumors starting flying in downtown South Park as Chef was seen frequenting nightclubs with new "pal", Butters. (Queue "Love Gravy" song)

SOTG said...

GRRRRRR! Cindy Hulk MAAAAD! Lift other media whore for hogging Cindy camera time! GRRRRRR!

SOTG said...

"I'm looking, but I don't believe what I'm seeing. Four words, Cindy: Yank those nose hairs.

SOTG said...

"So in solidarity, I'll just slip my right hand right down here and... Oh, it's ok, I'm a reverend!"

SOTG said...

"Good. Now Cindy, when you awake, you will tell the media that they should turn their cameras back to me. Oh yes, you will also squawk like a chicken whenever someone mentions the word 'Nazi'"

Chip said...

"Oh no, the rufies are kicking in too early!"

Tomslick said...

With the power invested in me, I now pronounce you DumbF#$% A and DumbF#$% B.

Pauly said...

Baby, my car can do 110 and I gots a big back seat...